Friday 3 September 2010

THANKS, YOU BASTARDS!



I was alerted by TRIS, last night, that some of you bastards had voted for me in Mrs Dale's total politic awards.
I really hate this STATPORN pish, but secretly I was really chuffed to get voted in for the first time at number 39, because unlike some of my fellow bloggers and you know who you are, I wasn't proffering my arsehole canvassing votes.  Strangely some of them have slipped from last year.  I wonder why? 

Thanks to everyone who voted for me,  I appreciate it.  I would also like to thank my wife, my mother, my dog, the cats etc.etc. .......!

14 comments:

Captain Ranty said...

Well done DL.

I didn't make the list at all. *sniff*

CR.

Toni said...

You Know the rules DL, its time to move to London and join the Groucho Club, maybe get an image of your arse displayed across the house of commons. Well done.

Dark Lochnagar said...

McGonners, I would think more of it if it wasn't that fat poof, Iaian Dale behind it. The idea is that you buy some book at £12.99, so you can show it to all your mates, but he can shove that up hir arse!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ranters, don't know why because your blog is always mentioned in dispatches. When you look at some of them you wonder how they made it. Must be giving Dale one!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, I wasn't talking specifically about you as I know you took some time off blogging when the little Rablet was born and of course there was all that pressure when the 'THE SCHEME' was being filmed next door, but if the shoe fits.....

Dark Lochnagar said...

Antonio, Westminster eh? Fuck me, I might get some decent tittle tattle then, instead of having to trawl through the MSM! Thnaks.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Congrats DL. It's only Statporn when you don't get a mention...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, you may very well be right, but I couldn't possibly comment!

Anonymous said...

Shut up, and enjoy it! I'm proud of you! Ha ha ha

banned said...

Don't thank me, I didn't vote for you.

Dark Lochnagar said...

CaptainDibblies, I will, I will!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I would fucking hope not! You're my most regular contributor over the last year and if I thought you voted for me, I wouldn't talk to you again! You can tell I'm half pished BTW!

CrazyDaisy said...

Gushin fecker! I proffer my profound admiration old chap baaaah pip pip mwuff!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, thanks, but it was all done behind my back!