Thursday, 2 September 2010

SOME MORE CHABLIS WITH YOUR MUTTON PIE, HECTOR?


A diet to keep heart disease at bay has been designed by doctors. 
The Dishes on the Dash diet includes smoked salmon salad, pumpkin pie and a sweetcorn and red pepper frittata.  It could cut your chances of suffering a heart attack or other cardiac problems by almost a fifth, say researchers.

Smoked Salmon, pumpkin pie and fucking frittata?  Who are these fuckwits?  Are we paying for them to sit in some kitchen somewhere, probably sponsored by fucking Tescos and make up recipes for a diet, that at it's best, will only be followed by 300 fuckers in Notting Hill.  My father died from a heart attack at 68, but I would like to think that even knowing that, he would have told my mother to stick her frittata up her arse!

A little more CREESH with your deep fried mars bar, anyone?

21 comments:

tris said...

Lordy. I thought everyone ate that all the time. Do you mean to say they don't?

Humph!

Congratualtions on your place in Scottish Politics blog list ...

;-)

The Young Oligarch said...

I love Italian food myself , DL .

My personal favourite is a Special Fish Supper . Or sometimes I have fritters instead of the pommes frites .

What about you ?

Anonymous said...

well put d/l. cannae find a quail's egg for love nor money here in Dundee. gulls must have eaten a' the quails. suppose it'll be a peh again for me. :)

Brian

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, what do you mean, Scottish politics bloglist. Has some fucker put me on a list without my permission. I hate all that statporn pish that they all go in for. I'll need to sue the bastards!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, when I was fat bastard, 11 stone ago, I was quite partial to Le supper de pomme frite avec le pudding Haggis. I'm not a great one for Fish, as I was in the trade for 20 years and saw too much fish in the markets getting pished on!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Brian, has le sauce brun migrated up as far as Dundee on the East coast? I used to work in Broxburn in the early 90s and where in the west we have salt and vinegar, they have salt and fucking Brown Sauce. I hate the smell of it and my wife knows if she has a fried breakfast on a Sunday and puts Brown sauce on it, as is her want, to keep well away from me with it. I once saw a fucker in Broxburn oreder Lentil soup and then put Brown Sauce in it, the dirty fucker!

Harbinger said...

It's called keeping the populous longer so they can make more money for the state!

I'd rather have a fried Scottish/English full breakfast and eat steak every day, with a couple of pints to wash it down with and die at 50 than live on and on to keep the politicians in subsidised meals and drink, holidays abroad and a free life!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

My favourite pub lunch used to be a pie or two that had been in one of those hot tray/display cabinets and as much 80/- as you could swallow in forty-five minutes.
The pies were slathered in broon sauce of course, ya weegie gourmet ye.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I suspect there is more at work here than we realise! Smoked Salmon obviously comes from salmon farms and who owns these farms? I suspect the hand of Zionism at play here!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, you dirty bastard. Broon sauce! You Sir, are a fucking heathen! No, No, a little Lea and Parrins at the most. I'll tell you what I haven't had for a while is a bridie. Or even one of those Forfar thingies.

Dibbles1960 said...

It is obviously designed to cater only for the rich, and not for the likes of you and me. They don't want us to survive to draw our pensions as they plan on spending them by then. Hence selling the likes of us, crap filled food from sub-standard multi-national supermarkets.

Harbinger said...

DL,

I believe in the USA they are starting a drive to make home grown food illegal. I wonder why? Could it perhaps be anything to do with the fact that homegrown is 100% natural, free from additives, free from substances put in to control?

Zionism may very well have something to do with it, after all you can be guaranteed one thing that if something is being done within society to the overall detriment of the white people, Zionism is definitely involved.

Lazy bastard that canot be bothered signing in anymore. said...

DL I'm off to Russia.

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/world/article/russians-urged-to-smoke-drink-more/

U know who.

Allan said...

It's always the same. One day something is good for you then the next it's bad. Yes someone does get paid a lot to come up with this bull.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dibbles and I'm afraid food shortages will become a future problem as we start to run out of oil, we will have to rely on small local suppliers. Buy a house with some ground, take my word for it!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I could have done with you over at Facebook where I am arguing with this twat, half Lebonese who is pro-Israel and the Zionists. He has challenged me to come up with 20 Mossad hits. Do you know anywhere I could go in paticular to get info. He says he runs the Libertanaian blog and yet wants Isreal tio invade Iran and use tactical battlefield nuclear weapons. What a prick.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Incoming, you are a lazy cunt. It's as much bother to make up a name as it is to sign in. The average Russian drinks 19L of booze a fucking year. they're pussies.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan, It's a national disgrace. Mind you, I'm partial to a bit of smoked salmon and that looks particularly scrumptious!

Harbinger said...

Hi DL,

All you need to do is search on Mossad and Mossad hits. Off the top of my head - 9/11, 7/7, Oklahoma bombing...all the above were joint Mossad/CIA/MI6 etc covert operations. Any assassination of a Hamas agent is undoubtedly Mossad so you just have to have a look at who's been murdered within Hamas.
There are literally hundreds upon hundreds of Mossad hits, but you'll have to look for them. It's worth it as it takes you into another territory of deceit and corruption. Remember the motto of Mossad - "By means of deception, thou shalt wage war"

Here's two links to have a read of:

Mossad - The World's Most
Efficient Killing Machine

The Mossad Hit List

CrazyDaisy said...

I'm a bit partial to some Moules & Frittes ma sel!

Mind you I was eating horse when I lived in Italy, they eat fuckin anything. Quail was good too but thae eggs are too wee!

I used to get ma Haggis couriered oot, only thing deep fried was courgette floors stufft wi cheese!

Still at least yee can get Arbroath Smokies by post and Aberdeen Rowies - braw!

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, I ate horse once when some Spanish truck drivers who were taking a load of fish to Spain for me cooked some up. They didn't tell me what it was until I ate it, as they thought I might be squeamish. But it was fucking tasty. I'm not sure if I would eat it from the point of view that I like horses, but I couldn't give a fuck about cows, so when the cows run out that'll do for me!