Wednesday, 29 September 2010


DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing his memoirs, he spends most of his spare time working on the manned mission to Mars he proposed in January 2004.
Enlarge ImageBush goes over some of the statistics on surviving in a prolonged low-light environment.
"This is genuinely important to me," said Bush, looking over sketches of potential rocket systems he had drawn up while waiting for his oil to be changed at a service station earlier this week. "I wasn't kidding when I announced a plan to get us to Mars, by God, and I intend to finish what I started. That's why I try to carve out a little time before lunch and after dinner to work on this important interplanetary initiative."
"It's a big project," Bush added. "Lots of little details to work out."
"It came to me last week, while I was tending the tomatoes that the spaceship people could grow their own food, but then it struck me, well, where would they take a shit?  I'm going to phone my buddy, Tony Blair, to see is he can help because he knows all about shit!


Anonymous said...

Can he be on it pleeease!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, yes that indeed would be a bonus. He could talk to 'some of those little men' and make them think we're all as fucking stupid as him.

I am Stan said...

Heh heh heh funny,

On a serious note I suspect the wealthy nations,organizations etc are collaborating in their search for habitable planets,

Planet x,climate change,Myan and Biblical warnings and other apocalyptic threats are leaking into the mainstream,

I have no doubt in my mind that governments etc around the world are secretly making preparations for their own survival and the survival of a selected few,

What plans are you making for your own?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stanners, BTW I wouldn't argue with your point of view, (for once)! I'm 56 and by the time climate change etc, kick in I'll be ready for worm food and as I don't have any issue, I don't give a fuck!