Wednesday 8 September 2010

BRITISH TV IS SHITE FOR THE MASSES!


Now I'm sure you're not one of these fuckwits that sits and takes in all the shite you are fed from the tube in the corner.  But many, if not the bulk of the population, do.  Am I getting older, or is TV getting to be shite?
It seems to me that the bulk of TV now is made up as cheaply as possibly to enrich fuckers like Simon Cowell.

The fuckwit ex-politician above is included in the line up for some new 'Dancing with the Stars' programme.  I would have given you the publicity pic, but fortunately the 'Guardian' pix-elated it.    For what reason do the producers of this shite, think I want to see some fat, arthritic cow in her 60s who never had any fucking talent at her day job apart from being outrageous, being paid £200k, to make a fucking arse of herself?  Another  'star' of the show is, Paul Daniels.   If I hear the cheesy fuckwit say, "you'll like this, not a lot but you'll like it", once more, I swear I am going to spew my ring.  When is he and that other fucking old has been, Bruce Forsyth going to retire?  Is it any wonder this country is in the state it is with this crud for entertainment.  I have never watched any 'soaps', but when I might come across one, in particular 'Eastenders', if I am swapping programmes, there is always some baldy twat murdering someone.  What the fuck is that all about.  Fuck me, we even have British Prime Ministers mentioning it in the commons, trying to sook up the arses of the thick bastards, half of whom shouldn't be truted with the vote.  'Big Brother'.  There's another one.  I tuned into that one night about 10 years ago when I woke up pished and they were sleeping.  Is that what counts for 'entertainment' in this country, now?  Watching some fuckers snoring?
Auch, maybe I am getting too old!

38 comments:

Barking Spider said...

I'd say you got that just about right, DL, British television is shite...... on a bed of shite...... with with some extra shite...... and more shite on top for decoration!

Anonymous said...

DL,

I binned the TV over 2 years ago now and haven't watched it since. In fact I'm living a life I thought I never would. Most of my time is either spent playing and writing music (I've always done that) but the time I wasted on TV I now spend reading, writing, trawling the internet for information (lots of that) and viewing lots of films about lots of things informal and educational and polar to the continuing Hollywood shite pumped out to brainwash the masses.
My brother in law ages ago told me to watch the film "Hangover." A friend the other day told me to do the same. I did tonight and all I can say is I now realise how withdrawn from society I am because I didn't find any of it funny, just crude and incredibly offensive most of the time. Everything seems surreal. The only way I can describe the propaganda and brainwashing of modern films/TV is if you stop eating salt and then have food with it you can really taste it. If you've been eating some proper 80% cocoa chocolate (like Green & Blacks) and then try some average bar like a Bounty you can really taste the difference; if you regularly come back to your home city twice or so a year and then don't for ten then the city is completely alien....this is what it's like for me. You become far more fine tuned. You've just been taken off the drug of TV & Media and you see the facade for what it is.

All I can really say is I wish I'd never grown up with the TV or Media for there's a wealth of knowledge out there to be learned and the Media is there to repel it. It's the shackles that bind society into a realm of complete ignorance to what's really going on and what life is really all about. I don't miss TV one bit. I don't miss films either. I enjoy reading more and more because I know that I'm learning while the rest of society are like pigs being fed for the slaughter.

I'm not going to tell you to bin the TV because once you plug out, you'll notice just what most of society is like in that their conversations are predominantly taken up with what was on the box or some celebrity. When you don't watch it, you become completely alien. You look and think WTF? Life then turns into a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the day after the meteor storm.....It will seriously affect your life.

banned said...

What you have to do DL is first admit to YOURSELF that you have LOST CONTROL. Once you have done that you can recruit your sister-in-law, the butler, nanny or whoever to help load "the telly" into the boot of their car.
Then take it to the recycling or auction place and just forget the fuck about it.

Go home, find your "10,000 Things Every Boy Should Know" book, have a good read and throw away the begging letters from TV Licencing.

Sophia Pangloss said...

Oh yis are a po-faced bunch oan here this mornin. Ah'm no gaunnae defend the keich that ye can find oan the TV, ah ken a lot o it's rubbish, but there are pearls in there tae. Try switchin channels, Watch 'How it's made', or 'Wummen wha snapped', or 'Big Brother', aye 'Big Brother' ye read me richt.

Ye see, in miny ways, TV is giein us whit we used tae get at the pictures or in the line at the butchers, or afore that at the hingings. It gies us shared experience, which we aw need tae feel pairt o society. Ye can fill yer heid fu o fancy literature, ye can climb a hill fer a braw view, ye can sit an gaze at yer ain belly-button, but wha are ye gaunnae talk aboot it tae? Eh?

Ah feel the need tae carp an gossip as much as the next biddy, ah need tae talk aboot things an fowk that ither fowk ken aboot tae, ah need that commom denominator, whether it's low middle or high.

Modren telly gies ye aw thae possibilities, ye've jist got tae be discernin, that's yer ain responsibility. Dinnae ivver forget there's fowk that cannae get oot the hoose an hae a busy, fulfillin life, fowk that, fer whitivver reason, bide in the hoose maist days. Withoot the telly they'd be gey mental ah can tell ye. There's only sae miny jig-saws ye can dae withoot gangin aff yer heid!

Billy Carlin said...

Only trouble is Sophia...the biggest moan with the telly brigade is that there is nothing on...even with all the channels...it is crap...that is what they say the most.

My mum is one of those and another thing she moans about, just like the others, is that they can't find the time for other things yet if they got rid of the telly they would have plenty of time.

What is the point of living if you spend most of your life stuck in front of a box of brain dead shite. There is plenty of things people could do to keep themselves occupied, get a hobby, especially one that involves intermingling with REAL people.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, I think you may have forgotten that extra layer of shite that shits on top as Sean Connery might say.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I take your point, but thre are still some things worth watching like 'Have I got News for you' etc. I like football and I know what it is, with overpid fuckwitws etc etc, but I've been watching it since I was a kid and the habit has stuck. I also like films although I am looking at them in a new light. I was watching X Men with my mother in law who likes action films and is staying with us while my Father in Law is in hospital, the other night. I however looked at it in a different light, seeing that the mutants were a 'put apon' minority, with supposed similarities to the Jews. When you look at the credits and you see the Jewish names who made it and wrote it, the deception becomes apparent. I've even got my 84 year old mother in law at it, spotting the Jewish names in films. She's becoming as cynincal as I am!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, I take your point. You have to be selective in what you watch and men don't have the same need to feel as if they're doon the steamie, so we don't watch keech like 'Loose Women'. But, as I say above, I like sport so maybe that's my 'Big Brother'.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, aye they could be intermingling with real people on Twitter, for instance! Just kidding. But I know what you mean. If you can't get out, to go down the pub or whatever, at least you can have some discourse like we have on here. Ok we don't know each other personally, but after you've been running a blog for a while you 'know' people. If some of you came on here anonymously, nine times out of ten, I would know who it was. INCOMING!!!! does it all the time, because he's a lazy bastard who can't be arsed logging in.

Anonymous said...

Billy,

My mum is one of those and another thing she moans about, just like the others, is that they can't find the time for other things yet if they got rid of the telly they would have plenty of time.

What is the point of living if you spend most of your life stuck in front of a box of brain dead shite. There is plenty of things people could do to keep themselves occupied, get a hobby, especially one that involves intermingling with REAL people.


Great comment!

Anonymous said...

DL,

It's interesting as well, because all through the film Hangover there was the continued reference to the 'ring' that one of the main characters' grandmother had worn during the holocaust. I thought to myself "Hmmm, here we go again..there's no business like the shoah business..."

There was no need to put that into the film, but then it's the continuing portrayal of victim mentality while keeping the holocaust firmly within our minds. So I looked at who did the screenplay and saw the name Jon Lucas. I tried to do some research and when I was up came the story Lucas wants to create a British-Jewish sitcom. I then looked at that and found Matt Lucas (Little Britain) and then noted he not only was Jewish but went to the Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School also attended by David Baddiel and Sacha Baron Cohen.

Guaranteed not only is the British Film & TV Industry riddled with Jewish directors, producers, screenwriters (for some reason I thought of Sam Mendes and so I did a research and yup, he's a Jew also) but also many of its actors and actresses are as well.

Continues to amaze me. A population of some 2% of the UK and yet the positions many are in simply epitomises the saying jobs for the boys. Talk about being part of one big exclusive club eh? It does make you wonder if they're there down to skill or because they're ahem, Jewish doesn't it?

Sophia Pangloss said...

Harbinger, ah aften think the same thing when ah luik at the priesthood - they're aw Catholics! It's the same wi the Convents! Aw Catholics!! Ah tried tae get a job as a Nun yince, an they turnt me doon!! Can ye believe it?!

Unless they're awfy guid at it richt enough. Then ye can understaun it...

There's Jews workin in Light Entertainment.So whit?

Gaunnae get somethin better tae excitit aboot?

Anonymous said...

Sophia Pangloss,

Yir clearlay no too on the ba when it cums tae unerstaunin' the bigger picture hen. However, yer intitald tae yer ane 'pinion, even though eh disagree wi' it.
An' aw canny unerstaun' whe ye'd gae f'r'a joab in a nunnery seein' as yer an atheist carpet muncher? Then again eh unerstaun the carpet munchin' but nae the nae believin in God 'n.

Maybe if yi'd unerstaun' the bigger picture would yi unerstaun' whe a say what a day.
Anywa's best ignare wha eh say. Nae point in wrappin' yersel up in knots ower it.

Anonymous said...

An tae further add...

A wis like ye too Sophia. A wud think "wha doan' they jus leave thae jews alone? Haven thae suffert enuff like? A meen the holocoast 'n killin' Jesus 'n' a tha'? Tok aboot persecutin' people.......

Then a woke up. A read 'n' read 'n' read 'til a couldnae read nae mare! 'N' then a saw the bigger picture like. It open't up me es. A couldnae believe who a wis readin'.
Ye winnae fine it in the local peppers, ye'll hae tae search deep 'n' wide on the interne' but what ye find oot will shock ye t'yer care.

The truth 'l se' ye free...as they say. Then 'gen yer nae into yer rilijin.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, there is no doubt that the people who control Films and TV, control western society and idealogy. When are the BBC or some other media company going to make a story about the Holodomor in the Ukraine, (see below). We see shots and shots of concentration camps in Nazi Germany and terrible though I sure it was to be in one, the world has to move on! Once you see what is happening, you can't help but view all media particularly the shite coming through the tube with cynacism. I was watching Dragon's den tonight and Caan, (read Khan), was in on a deal and I was thinking to myself what would I do in his shoes. I came to the conclusion, as I think the enrepreneur did, that although his offer was better, would you want to get into bed with a Pakistani, particularly one who pays no taxes in this country, being a non-dom and has been running about Pakistan doing some publicity shots for the TV, giving some peasants some rice, when if he unleashed some of his £500 million fortune, the problem could have been solved?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, please look at the bigger picture. I know from your blog and the comments you make on here, although couthy, that you are an intellegent person. You want something to get excited about. Ok. I feel I have been banging on about this too persistently recently and I don't want to bore people, but the 10 biggest Banks in the World are Jewish. 20 Years ago there were 40 media outlets, likes of Sky, Fox etc. There are now 5 and they are all owned by Jews. As mentioned they control Hollywood, just ask our Australian friend who was in Braveheart, Mel Gibson, how much work he's got since he criticised Jews in the Entertainment Industry. They run and own the American Fed. They are by far the biggest shareholders in Haliburton. They control American Government, although Obama is supposedly a Christian he is surrounded by a coterie of Jews including his current Chief of Staff, the man who controls the President. They are way over-represented in both the Senate and the House of Representatives. Many of the Government in this country are also Jewish or sympathetic to Israel. Look up the political Partys' 'Friends of Israel' organisations. I don't see anyone starting a 'friend' of anywhere else like Japan, for instance.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I wish you and Sophes wouldnae come oan here talkin that East Coast pish. I'm 35 miles south of being a weegie, but this is Burns country where real Scots is spoken, no that shite you and Sophes are.

Anonymous said...

DL,

You know there wouldn't be a programme on the Holodomor for obvious reasons.
If you control the media you've got a problem within society, although it can be handled by parents who restrict their children from watching the TV and going out. If you also control the education system then you've got an even bigger problem, but then you can home educate and stop the brain laundering of state schools. However if you also control the government along with the media and education systems then goodnight Vienna! Governments then make home schooling illegal and institute children's rights which would no doubt include parental control of their TV viewing habits a breach of their freedom.

The School of Frankfurt Jews started to inflitrate the American education system in the 30's. They'd also started doing the same within the UK not that much later. Our education system is completely controlled by the left wing (socialism and liberalism are both Jewish constructs I'm afraid to say).

If when you, like me, have been unplugged from Hollywood for a while (athough I do like the odd fantasy film here and there) then if you watch Hangover you'll understand what I mean. It's a sick, crude and twisted movie and the programming is horrendous. For example one of the main characters is a paedophile (upon driving to pick up a friend he says to the driver "You shouldn't have brought me here. I'm not supposed to be within 200m of any school.") and one part of the film sees him grabbing a baby's hand while motioning masturbation and saying "Look the baby's jacking off" I mean what the fuck is going on? Well I know but many people just won't see this. It's complete programming that's openly pushing paedophilia into the public eye, to dilute people's hatred of it until it's fully acceptable. And what does the Babylonian Talmud say on paedophilia? - Read this (it's sick)

The problem is DL, that when you start to look into films you see the blatant programming. Sophia obviously knows her history of Scotland but ignorant on Jews. As a lesbian I suggest she reads this view of Jews from a homosexual. In fact I suggest you read it too. LOL

Anonymous said...

DL,

They've put another of my posts into the spam. I think it's because there are links on my post and that's why they do it.

And as for Burn's country, I agree that it is and a very beautiful part of Scotland, but tell me if you phoned your Scottish friend in Japan would you start speaking Japanese? There's yer answer pal! If Sophie wants tae blither awa in old Edinburghian and e wantae whitter oan in Oor Wullie brode Dundonian ken, then yi'll just haetae bite yer lip 'n' keep shtuum!

Anonymous said...

They called me a cunt? The bastards! LOL it's ok as they called you one as well so it doesn't make me feel so bad.

Youll enjoy the second article. It's incredibly well written and he's a clever guy, no doubt about that.

Sophia Pangloss said...

First aff the twa o ye can awa an shite wi yer patronisin attitudes. Ye can ca me glaikit, ye can ca me a lesbian, ye can ca me awsorts, jist dinnae ca mw ower. Mibbe ye're jist diggin too deep intae the shity unnerbelly o the internet. Switch aff yer machine an get oot in the street an meet some orner fowk wid ye? If ah wis tae sit an dig ah could come up wi evidence fer aw sorts o conspiratorial constructions. We're aw bein controlled by Jews, by Masons, by Catholics, by Lizards...

Dinnae gie me that 'ye cannae see the big picture' keich. Ah AM the big picture!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, I neither called you a lesbian or glaikit. Indeed I seem to remember that I said "I know from your blog and the comments you make on here, although couthy, that you are an intelligent person". I took your advice, went out in the street and the first person I met as a LIZARD. No, No hen, ah'll jist sit here blogging awa oan things whit tak ma intereest and nane o yir East coast pish!

Sophia Pangloss said...

Ye didnae Mr Lochnagar, an ah apologise fer spreadin ma fire. Ah should've taken yer compliment wi mair grace. Ah'm sorry.

That post wis pure directit at that ither eedjit.

Mynd tho, ah'm no Embra-born masel, which is why ah sometimes leak mair western intae ma leid. Maist o ma pish is East coast tho, ah'll grant ye that tae...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, where are ye frae?

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Anonymous said...

Sophia,

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's a very good saying and one doesn't need to explain it.
I expect to be ridiculed by people such as yourself. It's perfectly natural and I don't really mind it for it goes in one ear and out the other.

It's when reading what people like you have to say when I realise all too well just how Columbus and Galileo must have felt along with many other 'conspiracy theorists' who sought to find the truth so that their people would be removed from the bondage of mind slavery.

I was like you once, incredibly ignorant on the subject matter, but hey that's life. We have a choice and this is to remain willfully ignorant or educate ourselves. I, even though it would mean constant ridicule, chose the latter. I'm glad I did. I'm honest and can't live a lie.

I think for your sake it would be best just to browse past what I have to say. That way you can continue floating in your utopian bubble avoiding the spikes.

And I've chosen to write in English not Scots English so that DL's English readers can follow the conversation (if there are any that is).

By the way I'm far from the eedjit you think I am.

Sophia Pangloss said...

Weel, Mr Lochnagar, ma dear auld mither wis born a Black Bitch, as explained in ma wee tale http://shootinfaetheshin.blogspot.com/2010/07/hound-of-love.html an ah coont the wee toun as ma earliest hame. Houanivver, ah've cried Embra an Leith as ma hame touns fer the past few hunner year, though wee bits o western culture got unner ma skin an ah cannae get rid o them.

Ah still ask fer saut'n'vinegar oan ma chips...

Sophia Pangloss said...

Harbinger, ah'm sorry fer cryin ye an eedjit. It wis uncharitable o me.

Ah still think ye should get ower yersel tho...

Anonymous said...

Sophia,

I couldn't care less what you choose to call me. It's your liberty to do so and long may that reign.

It's not about "getn' ower misel, it's all about not standing by and doing nothing while others are, to the overall detriment of many.
I wouldn't be going down the road if I thought it was wrong, for I am a brutally honest and honourable individual who maintains a life of integrity and liberty.

It's ironic to see you, as a woman clearly knowledgable on Scots history to take the stance you do. Your (our) ancestors fought for liberty, for their freedoms from many who sought to take both and our lands from us.
The very same thing is happening today, although unlike in the past when we could see our enemy in front of us, heavily armoured brandishing all assortment of weapons, our enemy lies within us and calls us friend, when it's motives are most certainly ulterior and to our overall persecution and ultimate bondage.

Now, as I said, it's clear that I offend you with what I say and as a polite man I would apologise for doing so, but as someone who sees a terrible future I must decline.

The biggest problem with society is they ridicule those who mean well who do what they do in order to avert catastrophe and then further on down the line they cry in anguish when they realise those they persecuted, those who tried to help them were 100% correct and they know there is nothing they can do whatsoever from stopping the doom that's about to engulf them.

It's best to ignore what I have to say or else if you choose to engage in debate then by all means do so, but please, if you are here just to attack because you disagree then it's best you avoid what I have to say as arguments and insults are pointless, for they solve nothing.

Sophia Pangloss said...

Ye're richt Mr Harbinger. If ah've nocht guid tae say, ah should jist say nocht at aw...

Anonymous said...

@Sophia - precisely!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I think it would be charitable now that Sophes has taken back her comment about you being an eedjit, that you apologise for calling her a 'rugmuncher'.

Anonymous said...

DL,

Liberty is the freedom to offend and as I stated I couldn't care less what people call me as it's their liberty to do so. So the fact that she believes herself uncharitable for calling me what she has is her choice and belief to do so.

When you go into the territory of asking your commenters to apologise to readers for comments made/language used you begin to walk a fine line. You either believe or you don't in liberty. And more importantly DL, the language I've seen you use on here at times can most certainly be classed as insulting and derogatory.

I can't apologise to Sophia. Well, I could but it would be meaningless because I write how I feel and would not write what I do if I did not mean it. If I apologised it would be hollow for I would be apologising for your sake and most certainly not hers.

I told her that the best way to avoid argument is to ignore those whom you are offended by. I truly couldn't give a fuck what Sophia thinks or anyone for that matter as I'm long past caring quite frankly.

I've seemed to have stirred up quite a hornet's nest upon my arrival here. Some people simply are not ready for what I have to say and I've clearly upset their comfort zone.

I'll take a break from posting I think and decide whether or not I'll come back and post as people are oh so easily offended. I dislike others telling me what I should and shouldn't say and the best solution I find in situations like these is to avoid conflict by not making conflict possible.

I'll leave you and Sophia to discuss life.I've far better things to do than speak to people, still trapped in old Scots tongue and seriously uninformed on reality. Speaking about the big J offends many and it's not that I don't like offending people - I do as it wakes them up, I simply can't be arsed with people who are happy to remain willfully ignorant.

Take it easy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, My remarks were made toungue firmly in cheek, as you quite rightly point out, I have insulted a few, but only a few, as I believe we can have an argument without resorting to personal insults. I enjoy you posting and it is very informantive, however if you feel you don't want to go on, that is up to you although I will miss your contributions. You shouldn't really be such a huffy cunt, I thought we knew each other better than that!

Anonymous said...

DL,

I'm far from a huffy cunt. I'm someone who thinks. In fact I think a great deal which has got me to where I am, living in a reality that's nothing less than surreal.

I'm taking a break to concentrate on what I need to do and of course write about. I'm not going to post my views on your blog for the simple reason (as Sophia Pangloss replies point out) that people aren't ready for what I have to say and the last thing I want to do is chase people away from your blog. You have your posters and your viewers and we'll leave it at that.

I know how some people will view what I write as way out there at times, as if I take a step back and read them, as though I knew nothing of the source material, I would too and in the past I did.

We live in a society that's so dumbed down you wouldn't believe it. If people truly knew what's going on within society they'd lose it and riot and that's why no one knows because 'our controllers' know this. For example I've been reading some of Dr John Coleman's work, an incredibly intelligent man. At the moment I'm listening to a series of lectures on my MP3 player on the Committee of 300. Now were people to actually sit down and listen to this (facts not bullshit) it would completely blow their mind and all those images floating around in their minds, completely separate from one another, would instantly be drawn together to form one big, horrific picture.

Our society has been programmed to attack anything it doesn't know. All it takes is for one celebrity to laugh it off and everyone else then follows. People are just completely oblivious to what's going on and sadly there are many (no names mentioned) who think that if they don't think about it, it will just go away. Then there are others who view it (to steal from Douglas Adams) as a SEP - somebody, else's problem.

You've got a happy little collective of associates whom you discuss with. It's time to move on so your blog can go back to short replies instead of deep discussions that very obviously offend people.

They are oblivious to liberty and freedom and thus I'll leave them to their own comfort zone as is their right.

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Harbingers, I'm sorry you feel that way as I have enjoyed your contributions even if some, found them strange. I hope however, that I keep an open mind and I will be exploring the subject further. I have, thanks to you, plenty of source material to be getting on with. If however you feel that you don't want to post because you can't be arsed that's up to you, however if it's because you don't think people appreciate you, I do, and it is my blog.