DICK GREGG the leader of the LIBTHINGIES and a leading member of the Coalition Government, wants to hold his referendum on May 5, which is the same day as the Scottish Holyrood Election.
Labour and the SNP have united in opposition to the date in case it detracts from the Scottish Election. But I say however, BRING IT ON! If we're going to have a referendum let's extend it to have a vote on the CALMAN recommendations, CALMAN PLUS giving fiscal responsibility to Holyrood and while we're at it let's have a vote on FULL SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE. Four questions to answer. Surely 60 years of Labour haven't made us that FUCKING STUPID that we can't vote on a few questions while we vote for the SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT!
8 comments:
You've forgotten DL. Wee Eck has given up on the idea of a referendum on independence.
We should cancel all elections and referendums in Scotland. Go back to the old days of a good scrap. Elmer Fudd versus fat Eckie and the fat Tory wifey v a libthingie in the semis.
Whoever wins goes into the final. Only baseball bats allowed to make it last a bit longer. This will cut out all the ballot rigging and tv debate nonsense and be a fairer way of finding the strongest leader.
The tv companies could bid for the tv rights and all monies made would go to building a set of gallows for the bankers.
Timer, why don't we go for nude partner mud wrestling as I suggested for the Westminster elections! That would be more of a spectacle. Has Goldie got a man or is she a dominant Lezzie? I don't know but Nicola could kick it's butt!
And while we're at it, let's make voting compulsory.
Would Goldie not just sit on Nicola and squash the life out of her ? I doubt if Goldie is a rugmuncher as she's old school Tory.
Although with the new coalition she would advance further up the greasy pole if she was.
Timer, I think a greasy pole is the last thing she is thinking of. Maybe a greasy strap on dildo would be more to her liking. No, Nicola would run rings round her and when she was dizzy give her a good kick in her hairy old fud.
Aw Timer, dinnae dae that tae me! Ah've got a picture in ma heid o' Auntie Bella an' a greasy pole an' nae matter who hard ah shake it, it'll no gang awa!
Can we no jist stick tae bats or hauf-bricks? Blood makes me queasy, but no as much as Bella pole-dancin.
Greekers, the first thing would be getting postal voting sorted out and maybe you could make it compulsory.
Sophes, Bella oan a pole dancing? It better hae gid supports!
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