Friday, 4 June 2010

SAMCAM, SUBO AND PEGCLEGG ARE HAVING LESBIAN AFFAIR!

TWO LESBIAN PEOPLE YESTERDAY, 'GO AT IT'!

The PM and the deputy PMS' wives are allegedly having a sordid sex affair with SUSAN BOYLE, who they met at a DOWNING STRET reception, a week ago, last Wednesday.

SAMCAM, PEGCLEGG and sensational singing star and surprise SEX SYMBOL, SUBO met early yesterday morning, while their men were taking the kids to SCHOOL.  DOWNING STREET INSIDERS tell DL that the FROMAGE AU TROIS, has been going on for several weeks in elicit SEX DENS all over LONDON.
To my new Gay following, I am sorry about this article, but DL publishes no matter who is hurt.  The TRUTH MUST OUT!

13 comments:

BigMac please. Make it a straight one said...

DL. Is your new gay following aware of the new McDonalds gay burger ? The 'gay meat' is left to hang a week longer than the 'straight meat' to give it a slightly ' bottomey smell'.
It's only available in France at the moment ( where gayism was invented in 1939) but it's hoped it will be rolled out across the South East of England before coming to Scotland in 2085.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xGRii6IA1M&feature=player_embedded

Dark Lochnagar said...

Double cheese and extra bacon, we'll no be having any of that shite up here even if it is 2085. Over my dead body! Well actually it will be. Unless, unless the 'live for ever' pill comes on the market first!

Tory Totty Online said...

Just found your blog . . . excellent! lmfao

Sgt Pepperspray said...

That's a cool pic of them there Rugmunchers wrestling. If they had posters like that on bus shelters I would consider using public transport a little more often. Her parents are gonna play fuck when they get back from Sainsburys and notice that she has pulled the bamboo blind down.

Dark Lochnagar said...

TT, welcome to the blog. Where have you been? ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, you obviously have a flair for interior design. You're not that kiddy on poofy fucker with the double barrelled name and the stupid cuffs off the telly? Fuck, there you've got me in trouble with my gay following for saying 'poofy'!

Sgt Pepperspray said...

I must confess DL that I cannot claim to have that claim as my claim to fame. However I think that your Gay following should be grateful, by using such words as "poofy" on your blog, you are allowing open debate on sexuality matters and proving that you are not an homophobiac. I have taken the liberty of including this link for anyone who may be concerned over their sexuality.

http://www.drystone-walling.co.uk/

Jim Baxter said...

I'm guessing that the one who still has her jeans on will be on top.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, these gay people are very touchy you know. You'd think it was my fault that they do what they do. Personally even as I sit here the thought of sucking a man's cock is disgusting me. But as I've said before, maybe they're not into cunnilingus, something that I am quite partial to, I don't even mind a fat bird sitting on my face as long as they let me up for air now and again. But, in this modern world, one must be 'touchy feely', even one as un PC as I once was, until my gay following told me off. Actually I hav'nt heard from them for a while, so maybe they no longer monitor my progress!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jimbo, let me assure you that in the next picture in the series, www.easypic.com , she is not long in getting her jeans off and letting her colleague have a munch. You'll have to take my word for that unless you visit the above site when your partner is in the shower or something.

HeadsonPoles said...

Cillit bang won't clear this up - yuk..

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, that guy in the Cillit Bang ad must be the most annoying bastard on TV. Even worse than that fat bastard on the 'go compare' ad. As a matter of fact, I'm quite warming to him.

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