TWO LESBIAN PEOPLE YESTERDAY, 'GO AT IT'!
The PM and the deputy PMS' wives are allegedly having a sordid sex affair with SUSAN BOYLE, who they met at a DOWNING STRET reception, a week ago, last Wednesday.
SAMCAM, PEGCLEGG and sensational singing star and surprise SEX SYMBOL, SUBO met early yesterday morning, while their men were taking the kids to SCHOOL. DOWNING STREET INSIDERS tell DL that the FROMAGE AU TROIS, has been going on for several weeks in elicit SEX DENS all over LONDON.
To my new Gay following, I am sorry about this article, but DL publishes no matter who is hurt. The TRUTH MUST OUT!