Friday, 4 June 2010

BANKER SACKED FOR WEARING SEXY SKIRTS AND HIGH HEELS!


A banker claims she was sacked for wearing clothes that were too sexy.
Debrahlee Lorenzana, 33, said she was fired by Citibank because her pencil skirts and fitted suits distracted male colleagues.  She was told not to wear high heels because they drew attention to her figure and stopped men from working, according to a lawsuit.

Ridiculous.  I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT!

12 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL that's a bit rough. He may look like a ladyboy but they didn't have to sack him. That can sting you know!!!

Sgt Pepperspray said...

No wonder the fiscal system is twatted. They should bring back the old style banksters like the ones from Mary Poppins. Tuppence got you a set of your own wings back then, now your lucky to get a blackjack.

RantinRab said...

I've got a deposit for her that she can put in her vault...

Sophia Pangloss said...

It's really nae surprise she got her cairds, staunin' like that, hingin' oan tae her frock hem. Hussy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!she or he does look a bit rough now you come to mention it. You wouldn't want to ask her to bring you a coffee!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, I remember the banker in Mary Poppins. A dark suit and an old fashioned stud collar shirt. You're right, there was none of your Hong Kong investments then. I remember our old banker when I started my fish export business in the 70s. We had an overdraft limit of £5k and we were £45k overdrawn due to a customs strike in Spain which was holding up our payments. You have never seen such a look of fear on any man's face as he saw his pension going down the drain. I had to fly to Spain and bring back £50k in notes. I checked in my suitcase at Madrid Barajas airport and I didn't see it again until I disembarked in Glasgow. I had nerves of steel in those days! You couldn't do it now, they would think it was drug money.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, you'd be better trying to get a deposit into that thing with the big tits and the brown bra top on the 'scheme'. She's a bit on the rich side for us, at least for me, but for all I know you might be a Director of Morrisons!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophs, you're right. I'm glad we got a woman's view with all these dirty bastard men on here. She is a whore and I have it on good authority she was not wearing knickers. If you look closely, you'll see she has dandruff on her shoes.

The Young Oligarch said...

Haunds on the counter , DL !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, I'm at the age now, where I can masterbate just by thinking about it. Ooops, there I go again!

HeadsonPoles said...

What, sorry, missed it..

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, just move your head a bit closer to the screen. Aw, here it comes......!