Tuesday, 8 June 2010


A pub chain has told a gay group to grow up after it was refused service.  The Labour Party's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual Society said the duty manager at The Greencoat Boy pub in Westminster refused to serve them because they were gay.
The Punch Chain's spokesman said, "it was fuck all to do with them being Gay, it was because they are dirty Labour bastards and we no longer have to suck up their arseholes.  So tell them from Punch Inns to go and take a running fuck to themselves".

So, what do you think of that, my gender bending, Labour friends.  Are we going to stand for it.  I say no, we'll get our revenge in 15 years time when we might get another Labour Government.  By that time of course you'll be moaning about Cameron the way you now moan about Thatcher, blaming him for all the ills of the world.


banned said...

Discriminating against someone for their political views is still not a crime (yet) so lets get stuck in, refuse service and social interaction to those identifiable as lefty fuckwits.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you're right. Fuck a lefty! That should be the new slogan for the tenies or whatever the fuck we're going to call them.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

Fuck em they made the rules up about No Smoking the lefty twats. Gays smoke the wood, lesbians are kipper smokers, Bisexuals smoke the wood and kippers and Transformers smoke if you overload them. Simple solution, allow smoking in pubs again and then we can think of another reason to piss the lefty LGBT brigade off. Fuck that pavement outside the pub looks a bit precarious for a twenty pinter with chasers walk on.

Down in the smoke said...

Sgt Pepperspray.

I'm gasping. Got a fag?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, they always look like fucking sex offenders on prision outing to me.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, I'm fine with fags but I'm sorry, don't pollute my lungs or make me smell like an ashtray or I'm going to piss down your leg!