Right that's it! The bastards have finally worn me down.
It's a strange thing. I watch English football all season. I know the Rooneys, Lampards and Gerrards better than I know Scottish Premier League players. We have our own Parliament now and it genuinely was my intention to cheer England on, at least to the Quarter Finals. But THOSE FUCKING COMMENTATORS have finally done my head in. Particularly, CLIVE TYLDSLEY. There is no excuse he doesn't use to talk about England and the England team when he is commenting on a game, even if England aren't playing. He even used the excuse the other day that the ball boy had been shown round Stamford Bridge by John Terry's brother, FFS! That gave him the excuse to give us an update from the England camp, despite the fact we had been given one, five minutes before! Do they not know that commentators are supposed to be neutral, even when commenting on their own country's games? Take for example, BILL McLAREN. You never heard him mention Scotland if he was commenting on England v Wales. Even when he was commenting on a Scotland game, his voice never changed when Scotland scored. Some of the current fuckwits could learn a thing or two about how to do a commentary properly.
So England v Germany. Who'll win? It doesn't really matter, because neither of them are good enough to win the cup. None of them have really exceptional players and there are too many average players in both teams. But if Germany do win, a nation WILL EXHALE that breath and if your standing anywhere near Carlisle, the wind will blow you off your feet!
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I turn off the sound when watching the football. Not because of the vuzulala thingies but because of the commentary. ITV is the worst. Mixing up the UK with England all the time. 'Everyone at home' , 'the nation holds it's breath'. They obviously don't realise that we're all praying England get gubbed in most pubs and houses in Scotland. Not because we're against the English team but because we're against the English commentators. Every reason under the sun to drag England into matches if there's the slightest reason to do it. And they're totally clueless about any geopolitical issue. 'I'm baffled as to why there are so many French born players in the Algerian team' said the ITV man. Eejit.
War baby, you got it in one. The English think it's because we don't like them, bollox! I like the English individually, they are just like us, well some of them are. But, the fucking commentators are unbelievable. Thank fuck they seem to have retired that old fuckwit Motson. He has to be the worst, even in front of Tyldsley.
Ah well that's us safe for another 4 years! The thought of them winning the cup and the boasting that has gone on since 1066, sorry 1966, always puts me on edge. No harm to the players but the commentators are DIRE
Onefortheroad, you forget the Euros in 2 years, when it will all start again, if they qualify.
Didn't see it, watched Death Wishes 3 & 4 instead.
Banned, you probably heard me shouting down there when the 3rd German goal went in. The bastards! My heart went out to all those daft fuckers with too much money who went to S. Africa. Anyway at least I can enjoy it now.
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