Sunday, 27 June 2010

ENGLAND FANS HOPE FOR HISTORIC DOUBLE, THE WORLD CUP AND A MURRAY WIN-EVENING STANDARD



Andy Murray was in a hurry at Wimbledon with a quickfire victory which kept English sports fans dreaming of a historic sporting double.  On the eve of England's crunch World Cup clash with Germany, Murray showed Wayne Rooney and company the way to do it by breezing past Gilles Simon in just 1 hour and 50 minutes.

Fuck me!  First they steal your oil and then they steal your tennis players.

12 comments:

subrosa said...

Now DL would I nick a blogpost about the English suddenly liking Andy Murray? Did you see the match? He was like a machine.

Best play I've seen from him for ages.

Mind you Nadal and Federer are there.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

SR I was puzzled until Mrs INCOMING!!!!!!! explained that AM was back with his squeeze. I thought it was all about racket and ball but as usual Mrs INCOMING!!!!!!! knows the lie of the land.

Talking of which DL the Oracle reckons that the guys in white get stuffed. What are the England team wearing tomorrow?

banned said...

Someone in the Telegraph opined that 'our' Andy Murray would go back to being plain old Scottish, "once he had lost at Wimbledon".

Not holding my breath for our efforts against Germany tomorrow though, in the unlikely event of England winning, I might get around to buying a flag.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I feel as if I have been metaphorically raped! My wee story about the Tories was plundered! Only kidding, but you might have given me a link! :-)

I checked over a few times to see how he as doing and it seemed to be a breeze although he was playing well.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!! It appears that Mrs Incoming is blessed with a lot of sense although you must have got her at some moment in her life when she was vunerable! Ah, the Oracle. That bastard told me I was going to win the Euro Lottery on Friday, but that didn't happen either.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wouldn't recommend buying a flag because they will get gubbed at some point because unforunately for the English, a nation I admire and one I might have to move to if the Socialists take over here, they are shite.

subrosa said...

Aye Incoming, surely you saw that in last week's Sundays? Your wife would have noticed. Us women keep up to date.

HeadsonPoles said...

You're welcome to the stroppy fucker and if you want oil, ring O'bama and he'll see you right ;)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I can't believe that you read all that "Hello/Goodbye/I was raped by my father's best friend" shite. You've must be concentrating on the real things in life like Afghanistan and the coalition. Mind you I have a wee sneaky look at the 'Mail's' celeb column running bdown the side of their online reports, but only to see if some B list celeb is flashing her threepenny bits. Purely in the spirit of research, you understand!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, you won't be saying that when he wins "your" tournament, then he'll be English British instead of a stroppy, ignorant, English hating Scotsman. BTW you won't be saying that when we take our oil back and you haven't got any. You are very crabbit this morning. Does one have a hangover, or is the big match tension getting to you?

HeadsonPoles said...

You're right, I am concerned about the match today as Australia might come back hard!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ah Headson, Für dich, Tommy, ist die Weltmeisterschaft vorbei! (aber doch nicht, hoffe ich...)