Monday, 17 May 2010

THIS WEEK'S CAPTION COMPETITION!


A 'night of passion' with the BRIDE, (or the BRIDEGROOM), to the WINNER!

17 comments:

DaveP said...

I'm not going to play. God forbid I might win.

Captain Haddock said...

David Walliums marries a woman .. so Matt Lucas upstages him .. by marrying a "Septic" ..

PS .. If I'm unfortunate enough to win .. please donate my prize to Mr J.G. Brown .. currently in hiding, somewhere in Scotland ..

Dark Lochnagar said...

DaveP, with only two entries so far, you're in pole position. I think I scared people off offering such a top prize.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Something Fishy, the prize could be winging it's way to you in Grimsby very soon. Funnily enough both myself and DaveP above were in the fish trade. I don't know if you were with your name?

Clarinda said...

"Love is bl... - bald"?

I'm worried about the third prize - afterall, Nick got David.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL suddenly realises it was a mistake to sign up to uniformdating.com

Barking Spider said...

I would not want to be a fly on the wall on their "wedding night".... excuse me, DL.... I think I'm going to be..... "hurl"!

banned said...

Don't fancy either of them, frankly.

scunnert said...

I think the missionary position would be mandatory in this case to avoid or death. Maybe she has a great personality?

Caption: Ah'm only here for the beer!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarinda, You would have thought she might have got a wig for her wedding day. But I'm being sexist. He's an ugly bastard too!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, I was quite into that uniform stuff until you said that. I think it stems from an old parade magazine from my teens with a fat policewomen taking her togs off.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, never mind the flies. there will be a few million bed bugs crushed if she gets on top. Mind you if he's giving her one he might ask for the light to be turned out. "Why, are you ashamed to be shagging a fat ugly bird like me" she'll ask. "No" he replies, "the light bulb is burning my arse"! The old ones are the best.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned don't worry. It's not a real prize. And don't call me Frankly. DL will do.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, as long as she isn't into oral sex he could be ok. Otherwise it's lights out for him. And how did you manage to suffocate your husband? Mind you it looks like a Canadian uniform.

CrazyDaisy said...

That's a 2 bagger for both!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, if you win and I'll find you you must accept the prize!

Dark Lochnagar said...

The winner of a nice of passion with the partner of his choice is MR BANNED. Can you please tell me where to send your pize because it is winging it's way towards the home counties as we speak.