Tuesday, 18 May 2010

LABOUR'S 'BLACK BROWS' PARTING SHOT


FORMER Chancellor Alistair Darling today warned the new government against breaking up the banks as he prepared to quit Labour's front bench.
In an exclusive interview with Dark Lochnagar, Mr Darling spoke of his fears over the new UK coalition government's plans to deal with the banks.  He said: "George Osborne and Vince Cable have been talking about breaking up the banks and that's something I would be very concerned about I'm not sure they have thought through the consequences".

Nobody gives a fuck what you think!  YOU LOST!  You and your cronies HAVE RUINED THE ECONOMY.  Now fuck off back to obscurity and leave us alone.

12 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL you'd reckon him and his mates would be keeping their heads down. Surely there are contracts taken out/about to be taken out on them.

Allan said...

Nice interview DL.

Indeed what has it to do with Darling? They lost yet they seem to be in daniel like the crap bunch lead by Iain Grey in Scotland.

I think the Tories should break up Labour and seperate them from the unions and New Labour, then we might see something that resembles what Labour stands for, Dole cheats!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! I am surprised nobody shot the fuckers before now. I see the RPI just went over 5%. That's what happens when you print money. I learnt that in 'o' level economics, 40 years ago. Plus ca change.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Al Thanks. You're right, they seem to be unable to give up power as if they can't believe that the country would vote against them. I think for Scottish MPs it's increasingly difficult because their vote here increased. Fund them publically and fuck the non-doms and the unions.

Prospero said...

Yes, I mean those big banks were so great - only cost us a trillion or so. Best thing would be to let them carry on gambling with a taxpayer guarantee. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Look at RBS, and the huge benefits it has brought to us all ...

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Prospero

Don't knock RBS. When their share price collapsed to 10p I bought thousands of the buggers. Quids in now! Almost enough to pay my tax bill in July.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Prosperos, yes weren't they a fine addition to our way of life. Bastards. It must never be allowed to happen again!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, I wanted to do the same thing but didn't have any spare cash. I told my father in law to do it who has cash sitting in fucking ISAs but as usual he didn't take my advice.

Prospero said...

Good call, dave! Missed that one myself. I will have to sell my children to pay the tax bill instead.

banned said...

Good ideas from Allan.

DL I trust you began your interview with Darling "Just shut the fuck up before fucking off to fuckwit land, never to return" or something along those lines?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Prospero, I never took you for a paedophile.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I just said, "look here cunt, who the fuck dyes their eyebrows black, you fucking stupid looking fucker". Or words of that description.