Boabs, this is all part of a cunning plot. Instead of breaking down doors and alerting drugdealers who would have time to flush their stash down the shunky, thgis wee fucker goes through the cat flap and opens the door from the inside!
My mate left prison some years ago and got a job at Next, as a security guard. Anyways sort of on the subject, the assistant manager of a large local pub-restaurant tells me that HE can issue on the spot fines for smoking on his premises; not that he would since he would not welcome a kicking.
Scunnert, I expect Dave will be selling off all the crown jewels as quickly as possible before we get independence and insist on our 8.4% share of them when we leave the union.
Figures have revealed police forces spend £23million on private security to protect their stations and headquarters. 
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DL hows about a little peek into the future.
Cameron wants us to educate our weans. So why not perform your own operations. We do our own dentistry now, why not?
Ahh the glory of 21st century life in the UK dumpster. Tomorrows World never said anything about this the bastards!!
Probably for the best since they started making the diddy men police officers...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242863/Pictured-The-smallest-police-officer-British-history-5ft-tall-Pc-Port.html
Boabs, this is all part of a cunning plot. Instead of breaking down doors and alerting drugdealers who would have time to flush their stash down the shunky, thgis wee fucker goes through the cat flap and opens the door from the inside!
Hey Darky not worried any more these International Rescue have been called in to help!
Hey Darky We may have a Plan B Move No10 Check it out :-)
I expect that the polis will be privatized in the near future - this is how it starts.
My mate left prison some years ago and got a job at Next, as a security guard.
Anyways sort of on the subject, the assistant manager of a large local pub-restaurant tells me that HE can issue on the spot fines for smoking on his premises; not that he would since he would not welcome a kicking.
Bogey, that might be even better. I didn't like the Thuderbirds idea anyway.
Scunnert, I expect Dave will be selling off all the crown jewels as quickly as possible before we get independence and insist on our 8.4% share of them when we leave the union.
Banned, that's the trouble with smokers, they're usually the violent type who like a good scrap.
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