Saturday, 8 May 2010

PRIVATE SECURITY FIRMS PAID £MILLIONS TO GUARD POLICE STATIONS!

Figures have revealed police forces spend £23million on private security to protect their stations and headquarters.



YOU REALLY COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!





12 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL hows about a little peek into the future.

Cameron wants us to educate our weans. So why not perform your own operations. We do our own dentistry now, why not?

Ahh the glory of 21st century life in the UK dumpster. Tomorrows World never said anything about this the bastards!!

wee boaby said...

Probably for the best since they started making the diddy men police officers...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242863/Pictured-The-smallest-police-officer-British-history-5ft-tall-Pc-Port.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! I don't know about dentistry, but I would be better trying to be my own GP if those five useless fuckers I have in my surgery are anything to go by!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boabs, this is all part of a cunning plot. Instead of breaking down doors and alerting drugdealers who would have time to flush their stash down the shunky, thgis wee fucker goes through the cat flap and opens the door from the inside!

The Boggart said...

Hey Darky not worried any more these International Rescue have been called in to help!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, Thunderbirds are indeed go. Not he's fucked off to Fife for the weekend can we not change the locks?

The Boggart said...

Hey Darky We may have a Plan B Move No10 Check it out :-)

scunnert said...

I expect that the polis will be privatized in the near future - this is how it starts.

banned said...

My mate left prison some years ago and got a job at Next, as a security guard.
Anyways sort of on the subject, the assistant manager of a large local pub-restaurant tells me that HE can issue on the spot fines for smoking on his premises; not that he would since he would not welcome a kicking.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, that might be even better. I didn't like the Thuderbirds idea anyway.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, I expect Dave will be selling off all the crown jewels as quickly as possible before we get independence and insist on our 8.4% share of them when we leave the union.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, that's the trouble with smokers, they're usually the violent type who like a good scrap.