Former Scottish Secretary, the face of Labour in Scotland, JIM MURPHY has today sensationally transplanted his visage.
"I've been an ugly fucker for years, Jim told D.L. in today's press conference at the Southern General Hospital, but I feel that I've turned the corner now and I have now got the right face to be a Labour bigwig. Let's face it, I'll be better looking than the rest of them and I include the women in that".
6 comments:
Such an improvement!
It proves that the NHS waiting lists have really come down since 2007.
Dawdels, welcome. Yes a great improvement from his skull like previous gub. The man is a Prince amongst men. Who else would have his faced shaved off for the sake of his constituents. He deserves fulsome praise.
Mis D Buss, You have to be joking, NHS? He is a Nulabour acolyte, they don't use the NHS. No, no it's private all the way for them.
You used the C word in a post DL, I'm shocked!
Banned, I apologise for offending your sensibilities. Generally I don't like to use the 'c' word in a post and it's only the second time I've done it. But it was Murphy who has a press problem with bloggers calling him a cunt,(Wardog), it fitted the narrative and well he is!
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