Tuesday, 4 May 2010
JIM MURPHY HAS FACE TRANSPLANT! BREAKING NEWS.
Former Scottish Secretary, the face of Labour in Scotland, JIM MURPHY has today sensationally transplanted his visage.
"I've been an ugly fucker for years, Jim told D.L. in today's press conference at the Southern General Hospital, but I feel that I've turned the corner now and I have now got the right face to be a Labour bigwig. Let's face it, I'll be better looking than the rest of them and I include the women in that".