Thursday, 27 May 2010

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR 2010-TIME TO MAKE YOUR CHOICE

HUSBAND 1 "WELL, YOU WANTED TO BE MY APPRENTICE"
HUSBAND 2 "THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET"
HUSBAND 3 "THIS CARRY OUT'S FUCKING KILLING ME"

HUSBAND 4 "THAT'S NOT HURTING YOUR BACK, IS IT DEAR?"

HUSBAND 5 "FUCK YOU, MY BIKE'S NOT GETTING RUSTY"
HUSBAND 6 "ROW FASTER BITCH, THIS IS MY LAST FAG"

The choice is yours.
  A divorce Lawer to the winner, a mother-in-law to the loser!

7 comments:

Pam Nash said...

Thank you so much for posting this. It's a rare thing to find a man kind, and generous-spirited, enough to acknowledge that men could not survive without women :)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Pammy, As a liberated man, I acknowledge the wonderful role that women and my wife in particular, have in my downfall! ;-)

tris said...

Number 5.... cool. My bike and me are partners for life LOL LOL

Dark Lochnagar said...

Trissy, yes but a bit of a comedown to be kicked out of a tent for a bike and it's not even raining!

banned said...

Think I'm a husband #4 kinda guy, except that brollys are for poofs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it's even worse than that. It's a parasol!

tris said...

DL... It might rain, and bikes rust; wives don't (or shouldn't).