Tuesday, 11 May 2010
ALEX SALMOND TO BE PRIME MINISTER IN NEW ALLIANCE!
In a shock move today, First Minister of Scotland, ALEX SALMOND, is to become PRIME MINISTER in a new left of centre alliance of the SNP/Plaid/Labour/LibDems/DUP/Greens/Sein Fein and the SDLP.
Following the resignation yesterday, of the now EX-PRIME MINISTER, GORDON BROWN, it is felt that Mr Salmond or Lord Salmond of Peterhead as he will now be known, is the only one with the necessary experience of running a country to fulfill the job adequately.
Lord Salmond will be taking some of his current SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT colleagues with him to Downing Street. JOHN SWINNEY will be the new CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER, KENNY MacASKILL will be the new HOME SECRETARY and NICOLA STURGEON will become the new MINISTER OF DEFENCE. Amongst some of the other posts announced are PETER ROBINSON of the DUP who will become the MINISTER FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES.
Former Scottish Secretary, JIM MURPHY is to be offered the post of Cultural Attache to the Embassy in OUTER MONGOLIA.