FROM THE 'SCOTSMAN'
JIM MURPHY RECOUNTS HIS HEROIC DEED!
SCOTTISH Secretary Jim Murphy came to the aid of a woman who had fallen on the road in his East Renfrewshire constituency.
He said: "I was shocked to see this lady stumble and fall into the Ayr Road in Newton Mearns. It's a busy road, so I didn't think twice about jumping in to stop the cars and pick her up. She was in real pain and covered in blood – I think with a facial injury. I hope she makes a full recovery."
PASS THE FUCKING SICK BAG! PRICK. I WISH TO FUCK I'D HAVE BEEN DRIVING THE CAR THAT HE STOPPED!
h/t bugger the panda
2 comments:
I wondered what superskull had been up to. Elmer Fudd has been covering for him while he saves people. Newton Mearns ? Well she must have been posh and a Tory. Definitely not pissed up or a Labour supporter.
King Edward, Yes you can see Murphy was in the Newtown Mearns part of the constituency, hobnobing with his rich pals rather than in East Kilbride with the gadgies. I fucking hate him. Everytime he comes on the TV, I want to peuk!
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