FROM THE 'SCOTSMAN'
JIM MURPHY RECOUNTS HIS HEROIC DEED!
SCOTTISH Secretary Jim Murphy came to the aid of a woman who had fallen on the road in his East Renfrewshire constituency.
He said: "I was shocked to see this lady stumble and fall into the Ayr Road in Newton Mearns. It's a busy road, so I didn't think twice about jumping in to stop the cars and pick her up. She was in real pain and covered in blood – I think with a facial injury. I hope she makes a full recovery."
PASS THE FUCKING SICK BAG! PRICK. I WISH TO FUCK I'D HAVE BEEN DRIVING THE CAR THAT HE STOPPED!
h/t bugger the panda
