Monday, 19 April 2010

MAN BANNED FOR DRUNK DRIVING WHILST DRIVING 4MPH KIDS BARBIE CAR!


A father-of-four has been banned from driving for three years after getting behind the wheel of a toy car when drunk.  Paul Hutton, 40, was over the legal alcohol limit when he climbed into the seat of a 4ft by 2ft electric Barbie car, which has a top speed of just 4mph. 
On the day of his arrest, he said he jumped into the 4ft by 2ft electric car to drive it to his friend's house.
  The mini-jeep, which he could only drive with his knees tucked up under his chin, runs on 12-volt batteries and goes slower than a mobility scooter. Hutton was breathalysed by police and found to be over the drink-drive limit.

He was given a mandatory three-year ban because he had received another drink-drive ban within the past ten years.

Fuck me!  It's no wonder people in other countries laugh at us.  How can you possibly ban someone from driving for three years for driving a toy car?  We have to GET THIS COUNTRY SORTED OUT AND SHARPISH!

11 comments:

banned said...

Mr Dark Lochnagar I would have you know that this dangerous individual was knowingly in charge of a "mechanically powered vehicle and thus rendered himself liable to the full measure of the law.
In the same way that if you ever spot a pissed up cyclist, grass the cunt up to the rozzers for 'furious peddling', honest!

The Boggart said...

Oh for fucketty fucks sake I'm going to tell people about this & they'll think I'm making it up,
what more is it going to take?
and by the way Thanks for becoming a Goodfella on mi blog Darky.

The Boggart said...

P.S the silly twats who did this bloke should be made to do their patrols for 2 weeks in one of those toy cars, do they come in blue with a flashing light on?

I'm a barbie girl said...

I'm surprised he wasn't done for having no road tax or insurance. Oh hang on...

Shades Of Ansel said...

Oh dear.How very sad.Trouble is,this kind of thing is becomming 'normal'.Nothing surprises me now.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, and if he's a pedestrian? Does he get charged with walking in a fashion unbecoming of a pished person? Or does he indeed need a blue flashing light on his head. Jim Davidson is maybe right after all!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, you couldn't make it up. And the best thing is that the twat says he's not surprised he was done. I would have been fucking raging. My pleasure BTW. Keep up the blogging, it takes a while but it's a good laugh.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Barbie, you blonde temptress! I wonder if he was done for not wearing a seat belt and talking on his mobile?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, the fucking country is going to the dogs!

scunnert said...

Jesus wept!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, never mind him, what about Barbie!