Monday, 19 April 2010
MAN BANNED FOR DRUNK DRIVING WHILST DRIVING 4MPH KIDS BARBIE CAR!
A father-of-four has been banned from driving for three years after getting behind the wheel of a toy car when drunk. Paul Hutton, 40, was over the legal alcohol limit when he climbed into the seat of a 4ft by 2ft electric Barbie car, which has a top speed of just 4mph.
On the day of his arrest, he said he jumped into the 4ft by 2ft electric car to drive it to his friend's house.
The mini-jeep, which he could only drive with his knees tucked up under his chin, runs on 12-volt batteries and goes slower than a mobility scooter. Hutton was breathalysed by police and found to be over the drink-drive limit.
He was given a mandatory three-year ban because he had received another drink-drive ban within the past ten years.
Fuck me! It's no wonder people in other countries laugh at us. How can you possibly ban someone from driving for three years for driving a toy car? We have to GET THIS COUNTRY SORTED OUT AND SHARPISH!