THE AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OF MURPHY AT THE RALLY
MURPHY'S PHOTO AS HE REALLY IS!
Gordon Brown's attacks on David Cameron for ‘airbrushing’ his Election posters backfired last night after it was revealed that a Cabinet Minister’s picture had been digitally enhanced to make him look more attractive!
Ex-Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy distributed a leaflet to voters in his East Renfrewshire constituency showing him – looking suspiciously bright-faced and disembodied – standing with students at an anti-BNP event.
Last night, a spokesman for Mr Murphy admitted that the former Scottish Secretary had ordered the picture to be ‘improved’ to spruce up his looks.
Hee, Hee! This JUG-EARED BASTARD is SO UGLY, that when he was born the MIDWIFE SLAPPED HIS MOTHER! His parents used to WRAP HIS SCHOOL SANDWICHES IN A ROAD MAP! He came home from School once and the REST OF THE FAMILY HAD MOVED! His wife and kids HIDE WHEN HE COMES IN THE HOUSE! Gordon Brown keeps him in a CAGE IN THE BACK OF THE CABINET ROOM! All the mirrors in his house are COVERED UP IN CASE HE LOOKS IN THEM!
AIRBRUSHING HIS PHOTOS, THE VAIN WANKER!
6 comments:
He reminds me of this
Gimpy Fool
from that 1991 film The People Under The Stairs.
He lived & hid in the walls of this fucked up house & his parents/keepers were S&M freaks and brother and sister.
Made me chuckle.
Bogey, I never saw it but you're right the photo looks very similar! It's the floating head I like. What a prick.
DL
My how I detest this poor excuse of a human being - very Politburo, do as I say not as I do, vanity my favourite Sin to quote the Devil!
Hopefully the coward will be knocked on his arse and on to the dole in a few weeks time.
CD
Well you cannae polish a turd. Or roll it in glitter to brighten it up as someone said here recently.
He seems to have gone awol and left Elmer to face the music . Like during the Labour manifesto launch and at other key times during the election.
He'd be excellent in a French play about Anne Frank. Running around screaming " she's upstairs, she's upstairs"
update..
He's on STV tonight (sunday) at 10.40pm. Should be fascinating ;)
Daisy, make sure you get on his blog and leave a message!
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