THE AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OF MURPHY AT THE RALLY
MURPHY'S PHOTO AS HE REALLY IS!
Gordon Brown's attacks on David Cameron for ‘airbrushing’ his Election posters backfired last night after it was revealed that a Cabinet Minister’s picture had been digitally enhanced to make him look more attractive!
Ex-Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy distributed a leaflet to voters in his East Renfrewshire constituency showing him – looking suspiciously bright-faced and disembodied – standing with students at an anti-BNP event.
Last night, a spokesman for Mr Murphy admitted that the former Scottish Secretary had ordered the picture to be ‘improved’ to spruce up his looks.
Hee, Hee! This JUG-EARED BASTARD is SO UGLY, that when he was born the MIDWIFE SLAPPED HIS MOTHER! His parents used to WRAP HIS SCHOOL SANDWICHES IN A ROAD MAP! He came home from School once and the REST OF THE FAMILY HAD MOVED! His wife and kids HIDE WHEN HE COMES IN THE HOUSE! Gordon Brown keeps him in a CAGE IN THE BACK OF THE CABINET ROOM! All the mirrors in his house are COVERED UP IN CASE HE LOOKS IN THEM!
AIRBRUSHING HIS PHOTOS, THE VAIN WANKER!