Sunday, 18 April 2010

JUG-EARS MURPHY AIRBRUSHED PHOTO TO 'MAKE HIMSELF LOOK BETTER'!

THE AIRBRUSHED PHOTO OF MURPHY AT THE RALLY

MURPHY'S PHOTO AS HE REALLY IS!

Gordon Brown's attacks on David Cameron for ‘airbrushing’ his Election posters backfired last night after it was revealed that a Cabinet Minister’s picture had been digitally enhanced to make him look more attractive!
Ex-Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy distributed a leaflet to voters in his East Renfrewshire constituency showing him – looking suspiciously bright-faced and disembodied – standing with students at an anti-BNP event.
Last night, a spokesman for Mr Murphy admitted that  the former Scottish Secretary had ordered the picture to be ‘improved’ to spruce up his looks.

Hee, Hee!  This JUG-EARED BASTARD is SO UGLY, that when he was born the MIDWIFE SLAPPED HIS MOTHER!  His parents used to WRAP HIS SCHOOL SANDWICHES IN A ROAD MAP!  He came home from School once and the REST OF THE FAMILY HAD MOVED!  His wife and kids HIDE WHEN HE COMES IN THE HOUSE!  Gordon Brown keeps him in a CAGE IN THE BACK OF THE CABINET ROOM!  All the mirrors in his house are COVERED UP IN CASE HE LOOKS IN THEM! 

AIRBRUSHING HIS PHOTOS, THE VAIN WANKER!

9 comments:

The Boggart said...

He reminds me of this
Gimpy Fool
from that 1991 film The People Under The Stairs.
He lived & hid in the walls of this fucked up house & his parents/keepers were S&M freaks and brother and sister.
Made me chuckle.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, I never saw it but you're right the photo looks very similar! It's the floating head I like. What a prick.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

My how I detest this poor excuse of a human being - very Politburo, do as I say not as I do, vanity my favourite Sin to quote the Devil!

Hopefully the coward will be knocked on his arse and on to the dole in a few weeks time.

CD

wee boaby said...

Well you cannae polish a turd. Or roll it in glitter to brighten it up as someone said here recently.

He seems to have gone awol and left Elmer to face the music . Like during the Labour manifesto launch and at other key times during the election.

He'd be excellent in a French play about Anne Frank. Running around screaming " she's upstairs, she's upstairs"

wee boaby said...

update..
He's on STV tonight (sunday) at 10.40pm. Should be fascinating ;)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, make sure you get on his blog and leave a message!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boabs, Aye because elmer's fucking hopeless. I missed him I didn't get to this until 11.30. But I wouldn't have watched it anyway. I hate the cunt. I would rather have watched Big Brother, whatever the fuck that is.

banned said...

Would it be cruel of me to suggest tht wee Jim still looks like a cunt?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Jim a cunt. You can get into trouble for calling the cunt that!