Wednesday 21 April 2010

HIS NOBLE LORD ADONIS ADMITS, "WE GOT FLIGHT BAN WRONG"

NOTE TO STRANDED PASSENGERS-THIS IS FUCKING BRITAIN WE LIVE IN, AN ISLAND 10 MILES OFF FRANCE.  IT'S NOT ON THE MOON.  GET A TRAIN OR A BUS!

The Transport Secretary has today admitted the government was 'too cautious' in imposing a blanket six-day ban on flights from British airports.
The admission will further enrage tens of thousands of passengers who are continuing to face delays despite the reopening of all British airports after they were shut by the volcanic ash cloud.
Lord Adonis, another unelected moron, said 'we  think it's fair to say that we have been too cautious. "We" being the international safety regulators.' Yeh, like the "GLOBAL" RECESSION!

This whole affair has been handled badly.  If ANYTHING, IT SHOWS why we have to be rid of this BUNCH OF CACK-HANDED IDIOTS, then the VOLCANIC ASH FIASCO IS IT!

In a totally separate move, EASYJET passengers are considering suing the Government for starting the flights again.

6 comments:

Allan said...

This will cost Labour votes and I really feel sorry for the tourists who are stranded and have no money left.

I wouldn't use EasyJet if it were the last airline flying.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan, If they were getting me home I would fly Easyjet anytime. Mind you I've only ever flown once with them and never again. But I do fly Ryanair quite often and I finf them ok. It surely has to be the responsibility of the airlines that flew them out to fly them home. Fuck sending Navy Ships to pick them up. My niece was stranded in Madrid and she hired a car and drove to Calais. My sister was on saying how bad it was and I basically told her to fuck off. The lassie's a 'high flyer', so if she can't get herself home, who can?

Allan said...

DL. Your right, the airlines have to look after the passengers and put them up in Hotels etc but they are trying to change the law. They cant just fly people out then leave them with nothing. Many people have no money left and are at wits ends at what to do next.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan, half of them could fucking stay there until May the 7th. The onres without credit cards to get home will be Labour supporters anyway. that's why Brown's sent the ships!

banned said...

I've been drunk for a couple of days, frightened into it by the Met Office on Tuesday promising an even scarier second Ash attack from the Eyælfückingkillyoüåll eruption, what the fuck happened to that?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, the mighty Gorgon stared at it and the lava subsided.