Monday, 29 March 2010

PUBLIC SECTOR WORKERS OFFERED CARS FOR TURNING UP FOR WORK!


Many workers in the Public Sector where absenteeism rates are twice that of the Private Sector are being offered cars and holiday vouchers in an effort to get them to improve their attendance records at work.

Well I've got a suggestion for the Chancellor, whoever the next one should be.  Let public sector workers know how it is to be SELF EMPLOYED.  They should NOT be paid for any days off they take ill, their holidays should be unpaid and there should not be any payments to their index linked pensions on these occasions.

THAT OUGHT TO SAVE US A FEW BOB!

6 comments:

banned said...

Here's a better incentive, sack the lazy wankers if they keep not turning up. Original or what?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, thank fuck you're back. I couldn't understand why I had no comments on this one! Aye, when I ran a business you could offer all the incentives you could and I did, but I always found a sacking concentrated minds wonderfully!

banned said...

DLI work in an environment where the the golden rule is "If you don't like it, FUCK OFF!'.
It suits me fine since I am very good at what I do and if they don't like it they can go fuck theirselves.

Public Sector bunch of lazyshits, as my old Dad, a Senior Civil Servant "First Division", 'overpaid cunts' used to say of his own colleagues.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I know my brother-in-law was one, but to be fair to him a good one. But he got out and went freelance when he could. He's actually got a medal from Poland for setting up their VAT system when they joined the EC, although he hates that institution.

banned said...

To be fair, he didn't actually say 'cunts'; 'layabouts' was more his style but I got the point.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I know, but the son tends to take it to new level of crudity. I know it worked for me!