Tuesday, 30 March 2010

BRAND NEW FANTASY SHOW COMING TO SCOTTISH TELEVISION STARRING A FAT, SPECCY, GAY BASTARD!

UPDATE:  This is the comment you get from the twisted, bitter gay lobby when you point out that someone like Steven Purcell is not heterosexual.

ANONYMOUS  SAID......
Well, i'll remain anonymous, and you remain an appalling, hamfisted "writer". You could never get published, but the net convinces you you have some credibility.
Your prose is appalling, your jokes blockheaded and predictable, and your tone is completely without wit.
You're just a useless, bitter, talentless cunt. Cancer is for people like you.
 
WHAT A SAD TWISTED BASTARD!



Details are emerging of a great new fantasy show coming to Scottish Television, starring someone like the fat, speccy, gay bastard in the picture above.

The fat, speccy, gay bastard lives in a city once described as the 'SECOND CITY OF THE EMPIRE'.  A city with more Parks that any other city in Europe.  A city that grew rich on the back of the Tobacco Lords many years before.  A city of rich architecture with many museums and art galleries.  A city where you would think the people would live in great contentment until a very old age.  BUT NO!

This city has been ruled for over 50 years by a political party who claim to be of, and for, the working man.  Yet, many parts of this fair city have districts where an average male can expect to LIVE UNTIL ONLY 54 due to the high level of degradation and ill health.  That is lower than anywhere else in WESTERN EUROPE and practically anywhere else in the world.  Even in the affluent parts of this fair city, recent studies have shown that the populous die at an early age.

But some of the party of the common man has done particularly well out of this arrangement.  In particular the CATHOLIC, CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB SUPPORTING CABAL of whom the fat, speccy, gay bastard was the leader.  These COMRADES have carved up contracts and positions within the fair city's council for years making themselves rich above their wildest dreams, indeed some became millionaires and their largess was fulsome.
But then DISASTER!  THE FAT, SPECCY, GAY BASTARD BECAME A COKEHEAD AND A DRUNK!  He booked into a clinic and escaped by climbing out of a window.  Captured, and after allegations of blackmail and visits from the Police surfaced in the press, he fled to AUSTRALIA resigning both as LEADER OF THE COUNCIL AND AS A COUNCILLOR.

Now, you would think in a fictional story that the end would have been an investigation by the PUBLIC SPENDING WATCHDOG into CONTRACT IRREGULARITIES and in particular into a COUNCIL OWNED BUILDING COMPANY which only employs LABOUR PLACEMEN and by the POLICE into CRIMINAL MATTERS regarding the council.

But, DON'T BE SILLY!  THIS IS GLASGOW AND THE FAT, SPECCY, GAY BASTARD IS STEVEN PURCELL and they don't do investigations there, in case the POOR,  ILL,  STUPID PEOPLE WAKE UP AND VOTE FOR SOMEONE ELSE! 

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

You use gay as a pejorative. I deplore homophobia.

old bastard said...

anon..

DL pejorates everybody ( hint: fat and speccy people for a start)
Grow a pair and grow up.

RantinRab said...

Fuck off anonycunt.

Ya poofy bastard.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I could have also used , sweaty, greasy and fenian, but on this site we deplore sweaty, greasy fenianism!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Old Bastard, Thankk you. It brings a tear to my eye to know that my supporters, a small but loyal ban, appreciate my efforts at pricking pomposity in general and fat, speccy, gay bastards who used to run Glasgow City Council in particular. I like to thank my wife without whose support and love I would not be here before you tonight and my mother who.....

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, don't these anonymous cunts really annoy you when they come on and make comments without being brave enough even to make up a name so you know who you are arguing with. I would ban anonymous comments but I like the pricks to wither in the disdain of regular commenters.

Tony Blair ( the giant turd that refuses to flush away) said...

Stephen Purcell - ughhhhh what a creep!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tony your turdiness, You're right in what you say. But at least he wasn't a CLOSET catholic! Mind you if my wife was as fucking ugly as your's, I may have had to go down the man hugging route too!

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

The fact that he's gay isn't an issue but being a druggie is. I'm not offended by homosexuality and if you don't push back you're not gay.

I drink and enjoy it, at times too much but in true Naval fashion I have never missed a day for being shabby! Perhaps I have woken up in a place I shouldn't have been but hey it's character building!

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, but being fat and speccy?

Anonymous said...

Well, i'll remain anonymous, and you remain an appalling, hamfisted "writer". You could never get published, but the net convinces you you have some credibility.
Your prose is appalling, your jokes blockheaded and predictable, and your tone is completely without wit.
You're just a useless, bitter, talentless cunt. Cancer is for people like you.

Anonymous said...

Well, i'll remain anonymous, and you remain an appalling, hamfisted "writer". You could never get published, but the net convinces you you have some credibility.
Your prose is appalling, your jokes blockheaded and predictable, and your tone is completely without wit.
You're just a useless, bitter, talentless cunt. Cancer is for people like you.

CrazyDaisy said...

Seems to be a troll echo in here DL, fat and speccy? Again nowhere near as henious as being a druggie, the criminal side of it is there but as yet unproven. Time is on our side, perhaps he'll commit suicide for real, sad but he is a poor excuse of a human being.

Scotland/ Glasgow deserves better than these completely incompetent fuckers, but then they do lack intelligence and cerebral ability to chose what's best for those that vote them in?!

subrosa said...

I see you've acquired a critic DL. :) He's so arrogant he has to post his criticisms twice. Take that as a compliment.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I have no ambitions to be published as I only do this for my amusement. You're the one who's bothering to read it and comment, albeit the same comment twice. Perhaps your web skills are not as pronouced as your ability to produce bile. It's because of pricks like you that homophobia exists.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, it does seem a shame that people can be so brain-washed to support the same morons, election after election. And they think they're voting for the working man. It makes you laugh!

banned said...

DL, as a person of spectacles I am outraged and traumatised by your use of the perjorative 'speccy' which is utterly inappropriate, not acceptable in modern Britain and a clear exmple of a "hate crime" in our fairer, sharing community.

I shall be seeking advice from you renouned commenter "anonymous" for ways of demanding an apology and due compensation.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, actually until gaylord pointed it out, I thought it was a fucking adjective!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, sorry missed you there. Yes, he seems to be quite critical of the D.L. publishing empire. He's and I presume it is a he, is obviously not used to commenting as you say when he has to post twice. I'll let it wither on the vine.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, actually he sounds like my old English teacher. But maybe not, he would be about 120 by now.

banned said...

I am reporting your Specism to the new Victim supremo ,Louise Casey.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you're a speccy cunt. Accept it and move on with your life!

Anonymous said...

Hi,

Rosa paying the price for DL. What a cunt the man is.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, if you're going to comment, make sense. You're gay, accept it and move onwith your life.