Saturday, 20 March 2010

NOW POLICE BANNED FOR ASKING FOR 'CHRISTIAN' NAME IN CASE IT OFFENDS OTHER RELIGIONS!

Police officers have been banned from asking for 'Christian' names for fear of offending other religions.

FUCK ME!  Does anybody else yearn for the days when the SWEENEY burst through the doors and kicked the VILLAIN IN THE NUTS!  If they were wrong and he was INNOCENT, he got a LETTER OF APOLOGY FROM THE CHIEF CONSTABLE and if he wasn't available some DESK SERGEANT!

AH!  THE NOSTALGIA.

16 comments:

scunnert said...

Now we know what it feels like to be a minority we can empathize with our fellow citizens from far off lands with alien cultures:o)

I lived in a small "Indian" village in British Columbia where all the natives were REQUIRED to have "Christian" names. So we had Bob Jim, Jim Bob, Bob Bob, Jim Jim - even an Adolph Bob and a Gaylord Bob - I kid you not.

My favourite "Indian" Christian name was Johnny Yesno:
( http://tinyurl.com/y9c3sbb )
from Northern Ontario - imagine the Highlands with trees that goes on forever. He is an Order of Canada recipient (like an OBE) and has a wicked sense of humour that is decidedly unPC.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, he seems quite a guy. Don't ypou feel that Canada should be an independent coutry by now? I noticed that Johnny got his award from the Governor General. Isn't it time you had your own President? I know you don't want to give in to those French bastards, but they may have a point.

scunnert said...

There has been a debate going on for about thirty years now on ditching the Queen but there's no consensus as yet. I think they'll wait for her to croak and then dump the monarchy in favour of some sort of presidency. We also have a second chamber here like the HoL called the senate where an unelected elite get a lifelong sinecure. Many folks would like to scrap that as well or at least make it an elected upper house.

As for our French cousins I'm a supporter of an independent Quebec. As De Gaulle once said: "Vive le Quebec Libre".

banned said...

No place for 'mongrel' in these enlightened times I suppose?

I would draw the line at Common Era, CE, as tought in schools these days in preference to AD and the ludicrous BCE which is supposed to replace BC.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, the French are and always have been fuckers. If it was me I would libre Quebec anyway and let it sink or swim. Do they have oil?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, what the fuck are you talking about?

banned said...

Sober yet DL? Mongrel, archaic rude word for person of mixed race, sorry, mixed personal heritage.

CE = Common Era, PC replacement for Anno Domini, AD.
BCE Before Common Era, PC replacement for Before Christ, BC.

Jesus wept.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, sorry I have never heard those terms before. I have obviously led a very sheltered life. (I only had 9 bottles of beer BTW and you can't, at least I can't get pished on beer!)

banned said...

They are not bothering us oldies with CE and BCE just yet but it's what they teach in schools, like kilometres and climate change.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I just caught the start of metric measurement, leaving school in 1972. You must have grandchildren if you know about the other shite.

Shades Of Ansel said...

As for the Do's..I'd ask what the fuck are you asking my family name for,cuntbreath? Don't you know.You've nicked my fucking DNA.'Remove shoes' only if they're not covered in shite..My cultural heritige is WHITE...like er...I was BORN here ( for better or worse )..the terms 'cousin' or 'aunt' are soley reserved for the reservation of illegals illegal relatives,also living illegally in Britain......
DON'T..call me Dave...DON'T say 'Good afternoon Sir',as you may be implying a time where the white man ruled,and you were their slaves...Don't call me love as this is a homophobic,sexist comment (best left to the courts to decide the amount of compo)...don't handshake ( you never know what these greasemonkeys have been shaking before )...and finally don't refer to people as mixed race as this may infer you consider them to be breeds.Not white.not black.A sort of Border Colly cross with a rottwieler bitch

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, fucking hell mate. You're giving it laldy tonight!

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