MS HANCOX ON THE LEFT WITH HER 'BRIDE'
At the risk of being called HOMOPHOBIC for my second post in two days about Gays, I thought you might like this wee tale from the courts in SWANSEA!
A lesbian bride was arrested at her own 'wedding' reception after baring her breasts at a doorman and then hitting him over the head with her red stiletto shoe. Sharon Hancox, 40, spent her first night of 'marriage' in police cells after the disturbance at the champagne party to celebrate her nuptials with new wife Nicola Hutin.
A court heard Hancox had drunk up to eight pints of lager and quaffed champagne after the civil ceremony. But the court heard she had a row with club doorman David Jenkins over allowing a guest into HER 'wedding' function.
Prosecutor Julie Sullivan said: 'With that, she then pulled the top of her red dress down exposing her breasts. She then called him a pervert and 'sconed', (my word), the doorman with her stiletto heel drawing blood.
FUCK ME! Wouldn't you just have loved to have been at that night out. You would be telling the story for years afterwards! And BTW what a pair of STOATIRS, they are. Apologies to all my new Gay contributors, but I can't see me rushing to get into a THREESOME WITH THEM! (Can I say that? Probably not, but you know what I mean.)