Tuesday, 23 March 2010

LESBIAN BARES HER BREASTS AT DOORMAN THEN 'SCONES' HIM WITH A STILETTO ON HER 'WEDDING 'NIGHT!


MS HANCOX ON THE LEFT WITH HER 'BRIDE'


At the risk of being called HOMOPHOBIC for my second post in two days about Gays, I thought you might like this wee tale from the courts in SWANSEA!

A lesbian bride was arrested at her own 'wedding' reception after baring her breasts at a doorman and then hitting him over the head with her red stiletto shoe.  Sharon Hancox, 40, spent her first night of 'marriage' in police cells after the disturbance at the champagne party to celebrate her nuptials with new wife Nicola Hutin.
A court heard Hancox had drunk up to eight pints of lager and quaffed champagne after the civil ceremony.  But the court heard she had a row with club doorman David Jenkins over allowing a guest into HER 'wedding' function.
Prosecutor Julie Sullivan said: 'With that, she then pulled the top of her red dress down exposing her breasts.  She then called him a pervert and 'sconed', (my word), the doorman with her stiletto heel drawing blood.

FUCK ME!  Wouldn't you just have loved to have been at that night out.  You would be telling the story for years afterwards!  And BTW what a pair of STOATIRS, they are.  Apologies to all my new Gay contributors, but I can't see me rushing to get into a THREESOME WITH THEM!   (Can I say that?  Probably not, but you know what I mean.) 

9 comments:

subrosa said...

Aye DL probably not.

banned said...

If they arrived at my swish B&B for their honeymoon I'd charge them extra for the fork-lift truck needed to get them up to the bedrooms.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I can see you writing your comment with a raised eyebrow or the shake of a wise old head. Am I right?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wouldn't be giving them a double bed for their nuptials. Nothing to do with my new enlightened attitude towards gays, I just wouldn't want the fuckers breaking it. You could always put them in with the Gay boys and they could kick the shite out of them. The bride has a face that could split wood!

HeadsonPoles said...

My experience so far says that lesbians always look better on the internet than in real life.
Am happy to look at pictures to be proved wrong.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, I take your point but I think the ones on the internet might be getting paid to be Lesbians. Mind you, you'd pay not to see this pair at it. Fuck me, you've got me in trouble again!

banned said...

Telegraph on-line thurs 25th

"News Most Viewed
TODAY PAST WEEK PAST MONTH 1. Bride arrested after baring breasts at own wedding party"

You scooped them DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned Natch!

Anonymous said...

the one left is not the boob flashing shoe wielding bride, the buck tooth one in red is the one that did it (as you can see with her fines in hand) she should have been put down! But NO the police force would rather let people like her & her son get away with things. they have a long history of violence! how do i know! well i am a swansea welsh sefer who knows it!.....