Sunday, 7 March 2010

EXCITING NEWS ON STEVEN PURCELL DILEMA!


UPDATE:  IT'S OK.  PURCELL IS JUST A COKEHEAD WHO WAS IN DANGER OF GETTING BLACKMAILED, ALLEGEDLY.


Ex-Labour leader and councillor, FAT, SPECCY, UGLY BASTARD, Steven Purcell has been linked with the GLASGOW DRUGS SCENE after being recently questioned by an exclusive POLICE SQUAD.

PURCELL has now FLED TO AUSTRALIA, allegedly to escape retribution by the Glasgow Drug Baron, MAD CAT McTURK, who has been known to make his victims eat WHISKAS before neutering them with a PAIR OF RUSTY PLIARS.

PURCELL is said to be learning to play the DIGEREDOO and painting "ABO" outback scenes.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This guy is the biggest con trick in Britiish history. As far as politics are concerned.

As you rightly describe...a fat specy cunt (and a mad poof) is what he is!
A big fat budget 2.5Bn
to snort up his and all his crazy gay pal's noses. Mortimer, Haughey, King and Donaldson, all take it up the ass too so they must be all part of a daisy chain linked to the gravy train Purcell rammed right up the ass of Scotland's tax payers.