The Devil is lurking in the very heart of the Roman Catholic Church, the Vatican's chief exorcist claimed on Wednesday.
Father Gabriele Amorth said people who are possessed by Satan vomit shards of glass and pieces of iron. He added that the assault on Pope Benedict XVI on Christmas Eve by a mentally unstable woman and the sex abuse scandals which have engulfed the Church in the US, Ireland, Germany and other countries, were proof that the Anti-Christ was waging a war against the Holy See. "The Devil resides in the Vatican and you can see the consequences," said Father Amorth, 85, who has been the Holy See's chief exorcist for 25 years. "He can remain hidden, or speak in different languages, or even appear to be sympathetic. At times he makes fun of me. But I'm a man who is happy in his work."
FUCK ME! To think the Reverend Ian Paisley has been right all along!
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It might explain why they covered up the Irish sexual abuse for decades and why they worked with the SS to murder those 300 partisans in Rome in 1944.
And of course all the torture and murder of non believers for centuries.
I'm a church commisioner you know.
DL Does the old guy do aerobics then? I've got an exercise bike and now I know why my arse hurts!!! I thought more talc might help or vaseline but no I need to get this guy in, will he oil the chain?
Lord Fondlebum, Your Highness. First may I say what a great priveledge it is for me to have you commenting on my little site. I think you are an arsehole, but that is beside the point. You are also a high officer of the State and I thank you for your visit and I hope you come back soon. Anyway, I don't know to what you refer. If you are a Church Commissioner, sort it out. I don't give a fuck.
Burn the lot, just to be on the safe side.
Banned, you're right and while we're at it we better dig out some ducking schools and some stakes for the burning at!
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