RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Saturday, 13 March 2010
BLIZZARDS ON THE WAY!
The country will enjoy mild spring weather this weekend as the big chill is finally banished, according to the Met Office.
Right! Watch out for Blizzards. There will be a possible hurricane with snow drifts up to 18 feet. Frogs will drop from the sky. The river Thames will be frozen for the first time for 150 years and an ice-skating gala will be held. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!