Thursday, 18 February 2010

UFO THREATENS SENIOR TORY POLITICIAN!



A large triangular UFO was seen hovering in the skies above former home secretary Michael Howard's home, according to Ministry of Defence files.

A spokesman for the MOD, said, " it was hovering just above Mr Howard's house for over twenty minutes, then he came out for a fag and scared it away".

2 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

But I thought he was married?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, yes but it's one of these 'modern' marriages a bit like the one Tiger thought he had until his wife found out. Mind you at least he was shagging birds.