Monday, 8 February 2010

GOOGLE INVENT TRANSLATING PHONE BUT THE QUESTION IS.......?

It could be the end of learning a foreign language. Internet giant Google is developing software which it claims will be able to translate conversations almost instantaneously.

BUT THE QUESTION IS, will it translate English  into Scots?  We can't understand a bleeding word you say.

4 comments:

HeadsonPoles said...

Translate English to Scottish?
Doubt it.
You ever seen a haggis with a USB port?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, well you know what the sailors say. Any port in a storm.

HeadsonPoles said...

You sicko..
As long as it is warm I suppose - hmmmm. Ever tried a jam jar full of chopped liver?
Er, forget that.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson-you are one sick fucker. That's not your dad who's the knicker wanker?