Monday, 8 February 2010
ENGLAND AWAKES IN HORROR TO FIND THE WHITE CLIFFS ARE BEING SOLD TO THE FRENCH!
For generations Dover has stood as an indomitable symbol of England's freedom and independence.
The town, with its white cliffs, port and sprawling castle stood at the very edge of the nation’s frontier with the Continent. But now part of that proud history is up for sale and the leading bidder is revealed as the former age-old enemy – France.
"Well you FRENCHIES, you can take our WHITE CLIFFS, but you'll never take our BLUEBIRDS"! (THE SOUND OF THE HYMN JERLUSELEM PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND)