If you happen to be a BLIND TAXI DRIVER then Portsmouth is the place to work.
All taxi drivers have to fill in a TAXI DRIVERS APPLICATION FORM but a note on the Portsmouth City Council website says the documents can be downloaded in large print, Braille or audio. A spokesman for Portsmouth City Council explained, "We are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES COUNCIL and as such we encourage people with disabilities to participate in the life of the city. TAXI PASSENGERS don't find too much trouble getting to their destination as long as they tell the driver when to turn either right or left".
The head of Police Traffic Operations for Portsmouth, D.I. Burke, told Dark Lochnagar, " As a whole we don't find that the BLIND TAXI DRIVERS have any more accidents than say, ordinary women drivers. Most of them are MASONS anyway, so that's all right then".
Portsmouth City Council are currently advertising for a HEAD OF WASTE DISPOSAL at £120k per year who must be able to show a minimum of two years public abuse whilst working as a council binman.
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DL have a wander through this
http://thomaspmbarnett.com/projects/newrulesset/Asian%20Environmental%20Solutions%20Read-ahead.htm
from what I gather the offices that hosted this little AGW set up were directly above the proto carbon trading scam that got vaped 9/11 before the towers fell. That's right it was a hit to start with. Then the tech got swiped to guess where? Chicago. Chicago, gangsters. AGW is a gangster racket. If they cut the ChiComm gangsters in on the deal on better terms there will not be another embarrassing situation like Copenhagen.
Off topic I know but I was replying to you at my shop and decided to deliver in person so to speak.
Heads up.
Incoming!!!! A cursory glance tells me that extensive research will be required. I'll get back to you in a few days!
Sweet.
No doubt there will be a special seat for the drivers guide dog.
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