Friday, 8 January 2010

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN LATELY?

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.

Bob Ainsworth, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with a serious sexual offence against a donkey between February and April 1999 and a horse in March 2004.  He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.  The 66-year-old was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.

Mr Ainsworth did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors,  (I'm not surprised!).   Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest. He has reportedly been seen on Blackpool Beach in the summer months giving rides to kiddies.


H/T to Don't Call Me Dave for the story

6 comments:

subrosa said...

Erm is this a joke DL? No links to say. :(

banned said...

Prosecution evidence, caution adults only

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-YkfldsXEw

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, sorry, I forgot to put in link, it was late at night. It is a true story but it's obviously not Ainsworth. It's at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I have absolutely no desire to see an Armenian shagging a poor defenceless animal. Well not before Breakfast at least!

Shades Of Ansel said...

He looks like his pissing on some kind of war memorial.Useless twat.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, you can get 200 hours of community service for that!