Wednesday, 16 December 2009



Mystery surrounded the Lockerbie bomber last night after he could not be reached at his home or in hospital.
Libyan officials could say nothing about the whereabouts of Abdul Baset Ali al-Megrahi, and his Scottish monitors could not contact him by telephone. They will try again to speak to him today but if they fail to reach him, the Scottish government could face a new crisis.
Under the terms of his release from jail, the bomber cannot change his address or leave Tripoli, and must keep in regular communication with East Renfrewshire Council.

It is being widely reported this morning the MEGRAHI is actually in the ALPS, skiing with East Renfrewshire MP, Scottish Secretary JIM MURPHYCouncil Leader, Tam Scobie explained, "Ali put in a request to see the Alps and do a bit of Skiing and Snowboarding before he died, which should be in a few months according to Libyan Doctors.  With him being an Arab and that, he's never seen snow.  But, we had to keep an eye on him and it seemed a good idea if the local MP, Jim Murphy went with him to make sure he's no whoring it and drinking.  Jim said, he didn't mind as long as the Taxpayers were picking up the tab".  "We're expecting them back around mid February when Jim goes back to work but the Provost of East Kilbride is looking to spend the Spring in MARBELLA, so we might send ALI with him, to give him a wee break after the skiing". 


A doctor said...

Megrahi must have lost his script. He was supposed to expire on 3 months exactly otherwise the Labour press in Scotland would go mental. How dare he stay alive past his negotiated death date.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Doctor, The man seems to be blooming in the desert heat. He's never been better and is now managing to give his young wife, (pictured), one on a regular basis. On another subject Doctor, I seem to have a boil appearing on my arse, right in at the crack. What would you reccommend I take for it?

A doctor said...

Mr Dark
His mum doesn't look too healthy.
Re -your boil. I suggest you burst the boil and rub freshly chopped chillies over it. This won't aid recovery but it will help to distract you from the boil and give you something more important to worry about.

CrazyDaisy said...


Priceless the whole office is pissing themsleves.

Jim Murphy canna ski, although he's been skating on thin ice for years!


INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL I think you'll find from his atire he's off to Nazareth for the nativity play. He's the babee, his mammie's the donkey and his sis must be Herod judging by the plastic face, could be related to the Col. though. Our E.Ref MP must be one of the three tight mingers coming from the West. It's a post modern production with a hint of eco lunacy, there are no angels they emit to much.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Doctor, I tried that with my BELLEND if you remember! Christ I couldn't piss straight for a month and as for the state of my wife's fanny. It was nipping like fuck for weeks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, he should be able to ski, he's got the nose and face to break the wind resistance. At least it broke the resistance of the wind eminating from Broony's arsehole when he was licking it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! Some late news just in. Megrahi is dressed that way because he's got a part in the new 'TURKISH DELIGHT' advertisement.

Anonymous said...

murphi is the spiitin image of hare the edinburgh body snatcher am no jokin a double !!!!!!!!!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, Did you leave that comment before, I seem to remember someone saying that. I was the fucker was just as putrified as Hare. Mind you one of them got hung, cannae remember if it was Hare or Burke. Same will do for Murphy.

A doctor said...

I think they were both hung DL. According to the recent documentary on telly anyway.The doctor who bought the bodies was struck off and never taught medicine ( autopsy) again. He kept one of the bodies in vinegar and used to charge people to paint it. It was a beautiful young prostitute who was well known in Edinburgh. So well known by the elite that it led to Burke and Hares arrest.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Doc, I meant to see that documetary but I missed it but you've given the synopsis succintly. Typical of a medical man, straight to the point. Anyway about my boil........

banned said...

His Mum is in rehersal for the part of Jeuses leprosied mother for new production of Ben Hur.
Meanwhile Megrahi is in Switzerland investigating why their ski-slopes opened early this year because of global warming.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. Now there was a film! I'm glad it's xmas it will be on again, must look out for it. I hope we get Sparticus as well, fantastic. "I'm Sparticus" "No, I'm Sparticus""No, I'm Sparticus". Thy don't make films like that anymore. I'm glad old Megrahi is doing something useful with his life, investigating climate change. Good on him!

cuthulan said...

This poor man was innocent. He deserves to be left alone, he also deserves to find the Bastards that framed him. I presume it would be the same bastards that carried out the Lockerbie bombing.
This man was going to get an appeal,just like any other prisoner,if this was allowed it would become public knowledge that the CIA planted the evidence and Scottish police officers gave false evidence. Embaressment all round for the USA and UK "security" services and Scottish police. Questions like WHO DID BOMB THE PAN AM FLIGHT OVER LOCKERBIE? Would be on everyone lips.
Thus he was released before his appeal and the MSM can continue its anti-islamic propaganda and continue harassing an "innocent" man.
Maybe he was released early so he could do the Pantomime season;-)

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was innocent of this crime but he was a Libyan secret service operative working undercover in Cyprus. To be allowed to travel he was obviously a trusted agent of the state and so will have done his fair share of illegal arrests and murders.
We'll never get to the truth because Tory, Labour and now SNP governments don't want the truth.
I suspect it was an Iranian backed bombing in revenge for their airliner downed a few months before. They will have paid one of their proxies to carry out the bombing and then had them silenced.

cuthulan said...

Lockerbie evidence ‘planted by CIA’
Crucial evidence against two Libyans for the Lockerbie bombing was planted by the CIA, it was claimed in the Commons yesterday.

You think IRAN did it!?!?! Thats just Iran bashing nonsense unless you mean ,like the Iran Contra Oli North CIA drugs dealing ,rightwing death squads connection.
According to a BBC report (BBC News Lockerbie: Conspiracy theories):

A Pan Am investigation is believed to have concluded that the Lockerbie bomb was targeted specifically to kill a small band of US Defence Intelligence Agency operatives (including Major Charles McKee) who had uncovered a drugs ring run by a CIA unit in Lebanon.
The drugs-ring is said to have been set up by Israeli Mossad agents.
Reportedly, the drugs ring involved ‘CIA-asset’ Monzer al-Kassar, a Syrian with links to the brother of Syria’s President Assad.

Reportedly Monzer al-Kassar was involved with Lt-Colonel Oliver North, of Iran-Contra fame.

According to the site ISGP.:

“The CIA and its allies allowed the Contras to ship huge amounts of cocaine into the United States and sell it to mafia families in New York, Los Angeles, Texas, Miami, and a number of other places.

“The proceeds of these sales allowed the Contras to buy (third-rate) arms and other supplies from the United States…

“The Israelis played a major role in the whole Iran-Contra affair.

“They were used as an intermediary to sell the arms to Iran.

“They also supported the United States in training the Contras, and apparently also in shipping the drugs and assassinating those who tried to expose these schemes…”

In his book, Lockerbie: The Tragedy of Flight 103, Scottish radio reporter David Johnston described how CIA agents helicoptered into Lockerbie shortly after the crash. They were looking for McKee’s suitcase.

OF COURSE the bomber will go unpunished as he was working for a government department, in this case probably the CIA.

BUT I do take your point , if he was working for the Secret Services spying etc, then he's lost my sympathy for his privacy.

Dark Lochnagar said...

cuthulan, can I take your two points at once. There is no doubt in my mind although I have been wrong befoe(!), that the CIA had some involvement in the bombing. We will of course never find out. There's very few people in Lockerbie think he's guilty, so after all they went through that's good enough for me. Anyway a wee skiing holiday paid for by the state will stop him suing for compen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, your theory about Iran could hold some water but as I said above there is no way we will ever know. But that doesn't mean we can't speculate!