Monday, 28 December 2009

LABOUR GOVERNMENT ARE BUGGERING UP THE ECONOMY SAY TOP ECONOMISTS



Leading economists yesterday accused Labour of 'total fucking incompetance' over its failure to explain how it will cut the soaring debt mountain.

The scathing attack came in a letter signed by 11 of the country's top economists, who described the Government's lack of detailed plans as 'frankly shite.'  They warned that Britain is on the brink of a financial precipice, and that national debt heading towards an unprecedented £2.5trillion 'could be very fucking worrying'.


Bank of England Governor Mervyn King called for a 'coke snort' to sort out Britain's busted public finances, 'just the way we used to do it before the recession'.  Labour's decision to postpone until after the election a Comprehensive Spending Review, which fixes departments' budgets over a three-year period, had heightened the risk to the economy and also shows that Brown is shitting himself, the letter said. This year's budget deficit, the gap between government spending and tax receipts, is a record £278billion.

What is becoming clear is that this LABOUR GOVERNMENT is like a rabbit caught in the headlamps.  Brown does not know which way to turn.  He is out of ideas and HIS OWN PARTY IS GUNNING FOR HIM.  Time he did the decent thing and SHOT HIMSELF either that or CALL AN ELECTION! 

8 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL keep your eyes on the headlines over the next few weeks. If you thought it was bad with the Big Putter Putter just you wait until they reveal that Ant and Dec have been sneaking off Down Under to interfere with Brokeback Camels and Joanna Lumley spitroasts Ghurkas and is a Manlylady. We aren't just Fenwicked, we are foosted, we're sooo Dariened. Look at those numbers, we couldn't provide national dental hygeine, we couldn't keep the lights on, we couldn't grit the roads and yet Darling the Bushtucker man can smother Banker gated communities'drive ways in liquid Myrrh to keep their Range Rovers fragrant and molten Frankensence to keep their squeezed eunuchs sweet. Oh and they've stolen the GOLD.

wee boaby said...

Yes all the nonsense about having to bail out the banks as ' they couldn't be allowed to fail' is bollox. All they've done is moved the problem forward by a year in order to get through the election. Total mayhem when they fail properly in 2010. And billions wasted trying to save them.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!! There's no doubt the old, Labour shite talking machine will be cranked up to full. Did I hear somewhere that Alistair Campbell has been brought back into the fold? Mind you I am not sure Cyclops will make it to the election as leader, they have only a few months to get shot of him.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boabs, Everybody nis sitting on house UK getting lulled into a false sense of security, going out and spending what few pounds threy have in the sales to cheer themselves up! Poor deluded fuckers!

Barking Spider said...

Brown will never shoot himself, DL, and the problem is that there is no other cunt in his shite party with the guts to do it for him!

subrosa said...

I didn't go to the sales. Do I get a prize? I wanna a prize. If I was a school pupil I'd get a certificate saying I didn't go spending money I didn't have.

Damn, got that reversed. The government want to encourage me to spend because I owe it to the economy.

No prizes or certificates for me then. I'll just have a packet of crisps to console myself.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, well, it was a nice thought!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ros. Just think if some bastard paid us for writing these blogs then we could go out and spend money we didn't have buying stuff we never need. If you're eating crisps remember and give the weans a packet of tomato flavour. It counts towards their five a day!