Saturday 19 December 2009

COPENHAGEN ENDS IN ACRIMONY AND FAILURE-BROWN FUMING!

The Copenhagen summit ended last night without meaningful agreement between the 119 heads of states who attended.  Obama fell out with the Chinese and Brown fell out with everyone else!                                                                            A successful deal would have seen rich nations pledging to cut carbon dioxide emissions and the creation of a £67 billion fund to help poor countries cope with global warming. The West also wanted the developing world to sign up for cuts in future emissions.



The deadlock left Gordon Brown fuming. Sources said he vented his frustration at the lack of progress, angrily jabbing his fingers at a succession of world leaders during a private meeting and demanding: 'what are you going to do to make this work, you Arsehole?'


Prime Minister Gordon Brown offered to cut Britain's carbon emissions by 42 per cent - 10 times the United States' proposed level.  (How economically successful would that make us)?


Mr Brown had offered to hand over £7.5 billion in extra cash,(we've got that much of it after all),  to developing countries to sweeten the deal.   Late last night, environmentalists said hopes of a meaningful deal were 'SHITE'.

SO ONCE AGAIN SUPERBROWN CAN TAKE OFF THE UNIFORM AND DREAM ONCE MORE OF THE DAY, 'HE'LL SAVE THE WORLD'.

10 comments:

a billion here a billion there. Soon we're talking serious money said...

I saw him on Sky News tonight saying that he would create 500,000 jobs in the UK with green technology and that he had brought all the nations of the world together to talk so fairs fair.
Mind you he was doing that 'smiling at innapropriate times' thing he does which is a bit worrying. His smiles don't seem to be related to anything he is saying. Like his jaw continually dropping they just appear unexpectedly. Is that his meds kicking in ?

banned said...

That would be good news in time for Xmas but the cunts will just bring on the next junket in Mexico a few months sooner.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billions. He's some fucking man, aint he. You know up here in Scotland we're so proud that the last two PMs have been Scottish, it just shows how good our education system is. We're hoping that nice Mr Cameron won't be so nice and we will vote to be away from England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Then we can all leave the EU as the entity of the UK will cease to exist. Great plan by the cunning socialists, eh!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. Yes and they'll use more CO2 or whatever to keep mus going for twom years. As for the Junkets, if Kraft take over Cadbury they'll be no more Junkets, Snickers or Mars Bars!

a billion said...

DL. Yes I've watched your First Ministers Questions. A fine lesson in how things should be done. Interesting watching baldy men fight over a comb or a blog that no one has heard of. It must inspire the Scots and fill their hearts with pride. If you get independence though won't you be staying in the EU ? Seeing as all the parties want to be part of the EU ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billion, yes FMQs on Thursday was a bit embarrassing. But that was down to that stupoid Labour Fucker, Gray. He's shit feart,(frightened), to talk about the economy or the cutbacks which are coming in the Scottish budget. Actually that blog is quite well kinown amongst Scottisg bloggers, but Mark was fucking stupid running a political blog when he was employed by the SNP. Aye, the intention of the SNP is to stay in the EC but I hope they might see sense. It would be a perfect opportunity for the various prts of Britain ie. England, Scotland Wales and the N. Irish to leave the EC because we are members under the UK umbrella so if that ceases to exist then so does the membership, IMO!

a billion said...

Well I can't see wee Eckie seeing sense. He's more into the global warming, EU, mass immigration, multiculturalism scams than most of the others. In Nohopehagen he was cuddling up to some oik from the maldives who was greeting about his islands getting swamped. Would do the fuckers some good if it was true ( no rise in decades) One party state with one religion ( yes that one again )

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billion, I have my concerns as well, but I have this constant fight in my own head with my hate of socialism on one hand and my desire for independence on the other. At the moment the independence hand has the upper sway but it is swinging the other way. Eck was just talking to the guy from the Maldives to book a villa for two weeks next July during the 'fair'.

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