The Copenhagen summit ended last night without meaningful agreement between the 119 heads of states who attended. Obama fell out with the Chinese and Brown fell out with everyone else! A successful deal would have seen rich nations pledging to cut carbon dioxide emissions and the creation of a £67 billion fund to help poor countries cope with global warming. The West also wanted the developing world to sign up for cuts in future emissions.
The deadlock left Gordon Brown fuming. Sources said he vented his frustration at the lack of progress, angrily jabbing his fingers at a succession of world leaders during a private meeting and demanding: 'what are you going to do to make this work, you Arsehole?'
Prime Minister Gordon Brown offered to cut Britain's carbon emissions by 42 per cent - 10 times the United States' proposed level. (How economically successful would that make us)?
Mr Brown had offered to hand over £7.5 billion in extra cash,(we've got that much of it after all), to developing countries to sweeten the deal. Late last night, environmentalists said hopes of a meaningful deal were 'SHITE'.
SO ONCE AGAIN SUPERBROWN CAN TAKE OFF THE UNIFORM AND DREAM ONCE MORE OF THE DAY, 'HE'LL SAVE THE WORLD'.