GORDON Brown's plan for a class war against the Conservatives was in tatters last night after it emerged that one of his MPs is named Quentin. Downing Street admitted that Quentin Davies was a defence minister who had joined the Labour Party in 2007, but insisted Mr Brown called him 'Steve' whenever they were alone.A spokesman said: "The prime minister is so working class that he cannot bring himself to say the name Quentin without wanting to punch someone. "Nevertheless, it's not fair to single someone out based on something they had no control over. Steve did not choose to be named Quentin.
"Nor did he choose to work as a merchant banker for 20 years, accumulating millions and millions of pounds, some of which he then used to buy a massive country house with a belltower that he now desperately needs you to pay for. His parents made him do all those things." HARRIET HARMAN will now be called 'SANDRA' and AlisTAIR Darling is now henceforth to be known as 'BERT'.
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That'll be 1-1 then.
Tory candidate Annunziata Rees-Mogg has changed her name to Nancy Mogg.
Nancy Mogg FFS, who would want to be called that ?
What about Hilary Benn ?
That's not even a boy's name !
Banned, it sounds like something out of 'Startrek'. "CAPTAIN WE'VE BEEN HIT BY THE NANCYMOGGS, I CANNAE HOLD IT TOGETHER"!
INCOMING!!!! Ah but he's done well. It's the 'boy names Sue syndrome'. Just like an old commie luvvie to call his son Hilary!
Anonymous, Thanks. Come again but make up a name so I know who it is, even Anonymous 1 will do. ;-)
Oli, sorry got you and INCOMING mixed up there. I shouldn't be blogging the morning after the Christmas party!
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