Labour Leader in Holyrood, IAIN GRAY won numerous awards last night at the HERALD'S POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD. The categories which he won were as follows:
SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR
POLITICAL DEBATER OF THE YEAR
PARTY LEADER OF THE YEAR
WITTIEST DEBATER OF THE YEAR
INTELLECTUAL OF THE YEAR
HUMANIST OF THE YEAR
For those of you who are by now shaking your heads and saying, you've got to be joking he's fucking hopeless, well I am joking and he is fucking hopeless! Mind you if it had been the Scotsman awards instead............
Some other categories he might have won:
LEADER OF THE PARTY WITH THE UGLIEST BASTARDS
LEADER OF THE PARTY WITH THE THICKEST FUCKERS
LEADER LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE
Who did win the awards? Well it was a clean sweep for the SNP with JOHN SWINNEY getting the top award.
Not bad from a Unionist paper, eh!
4 comments:
I heard that Iain Gray came a close second to Paul O' Grady's dead dog Buster as personality of the year.
Political mover. Sorry, you've been misinformed. One of Buster's fleas was second.
He looks scarily like McSnot's cousin twice removed.
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