Saturday, 21 November 2009

LABOUR'S IAIN GRAY WINS NUMEROUS AWARDS AT HERALD'S POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD



Labour Leader in Holyrood, IAIN GRAY won numerous awards last night at the HERALD'S POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD.  The categories which he won were as follows:

SCOTTISH POLITICIAN OF THE YEAR
POLITICAL DEBATER OF THE YEAR
PARTY LEADER OF THE YEAR
WITTIEST DEBATER OF THE YEAR
INTELLECTUAL OF THE YEAR
HUMANIST OF THE YEAR

For those of you who are by now shaking your heads and saying, you've got to be joking he's fucking hopeless, well I am joking and he is fucking hopeless!  Mind you if it had been the Scotsman awards instead............

Some other categories he might have won:
LEADER OF THE PARTY WITH THE UGLIEST BASTARDS
LEADER OF THE PARTY WITH THE THICKEST FUCKERS
LEADER LEAST LIKELY TO SURVIVE

Who did win the awards?  Well it was a clean sweep for the SNP with JOHN SWINNEY getting the top award.
Not bad from a Unionist paper, eh!

6 comments:

political mover and shaker said...

I heard that Iain Gray came a close second to Paul O' Grady's dead dog Buster as personality of the year.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Political mover. Sorry, you've been misinformed. One of Buster's fleas was second.

Shades Of Ansel said...

He looks scarily like McSnot's cousin twice removed.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, he's actually his bastard cousin twice removed. Think of the Waltons in Fife, where they're all fucking inbreds anyway. When I say twice removed, I mean he was twice removed off his sister as he tried to shag her! That was her with the luscious cock sucking lips that was leader before him.

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