Alistair Darling told DL, " we might as well get something for our money instead of fucking wasting it like what we have done up to now. DUBAI is ideal as a holiday destination as the weather is fucking roasting all year round and we'll soon own BRITISH AIRWAYS, so we'll be able to offer cheap flights as well. Not just from English Airports either. We expect to see flights leaving from all Scottish Airports, including BENBECULA and BARRA. Whether anyone will come back is a different story.
AT LAST, Labour does something for Scotland. So this is the UNION DIVIDEND THEY TOLD US ABOUT! Well Alex, you can stick your SNP UP YOUR BIG, FAT ARSE, we're off TO THE SUN!
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DL I wouldn't want to go there at the mo', it has gone a bit harsh.
No jiggy jig in the cloakroom or horizontal queef throwing without a hunting license and a five man search party from the grand mufti of Hufti.
Comment Deleted, don't be shy now. I won't bite.
It's alright everybody; gordon Brown was on the radio telling us that Dubai was an isolated problem that would not shakedown the rest of the financial world.
So that's them fucked.
I don't want to go there either, too hot, too sandy, too many slaves.
Ye, the hand of Gordo is all over this fuckup. He meets the head Muftie and two days later they're bankrupt, fuck me , that man has got some talent.
Too hot? I'm sitting in my office at 12.30 pm and it's 4 degrees outside and dull, mind you the rain's off, I think I could do with some of that heat round about now.
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