Saturday, 28 November 2009

GOOD NEWS FROM LABOUR-TIMESHARES IN DUBAI FOR ALL TAXPAYERS


The Chancellor of the Exchequer announced this evening that he is going to insist that the £30 Billion owned to nationalised banks in DUBAI, is paid in property and all 20 million taxpayers WILL BE ABLE TO HAVE ONE WEEKS TIMESHARE ACCOMODATION every 3 years or so.

Alistair Darling told DL, " we might as well get something for our money instead of fucking wasting it like what we have done up to now.  DUBAI is ideal as a holiday destination as the weather is fucking roasting all year round and we'll soon own BRITISH AIRWAYS, so we'll be able to offer cheap flights as well.  Not just from English Airports either.  We expect to see flights leaving from all Scottish Airports, including BENBECULA and BARRA.  Whether anyone will come back is a different story.

AT LAST, Labour does something for Scotland.  So this is the UNION DIVIDEND THEY TOLD US ABOUT!  Well Alex, you can stick your SNP UP YOUR BIG, FAT ARSE, we're off TO THE SUN!

8 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...
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INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL I wouldn't want to go there at the mo', it has gone a bit harsh.

No jiggy jig in the cloakroom or horizontal queef throwing without a hunting license and a five man search party from the grand mufti of Hufti.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! Just at the moment I'd be there like a shot to get away from this fucking rain! Believe me it's a bit harsh here too!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Comment Deleted, don't be shy now. I won't bite.

Dubai nights said...

I always found Dubai was like Bahrain on steroids. More restaurants, pubs, clubs, beaches and whores. Oh and full of Saudis shagging anything that moved ( apart from me )and drinking like fuckin jocks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dubai, never been I must admit although I did seriously consider it once but ended up going to the Carribean. The Saudis are horny bastards, it must be living in a tent that does it. They're always getting caught in honey traps. You're obviously not Scottish when you use the "Jock" word, either that or you've been away a while, but I would say we do tend to drink more than other nationalities. Personally I would prefer us to be known as a nation of shaggers, but we're usually too pissed! :-)

banned said...

It's alright everybody; gordon Brown was on the radio telling us that Dubai was an isolated problem that would not shakedown the rest of the financial world.
So that's them fucked.

I don't want to go there either, too hot, too sandy, too many slaves.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ye, the hand of Gordo is all over this fuckup. He meets the head Muftie and two days later they're bankrupt, fuck me , that man has got some talent.

Too hot? I'm sitting in my office at 12.30 pm and it's 4 degrees outside and dull, mind you the rain's off, I think I could do with some of that heat round about now.