DARLING'S CLAMPDOWN IS SHITE!

Labour threats to tear up the contracts of bankers given excessive bonuses were dismissed as ‘window dressing’ last night, as it emerged they would affect almost no one.



Chancellor Alistair Darling said the Financial Services Authority would be given tough new powers to veto bankers’ contracts if they included bonuses that could lead to excessive risk-taking and endanger the stability of the banking system.


But the Treasury last night admitted that there would be no absolute cap on the scale of bonuses and the measures will do absolutely nothing to STOP THE £6 BILLION IN BANKERS' BONUSES coming in the next few weeks.


OH HERE, HAUD ON!  There must be some FUCKING MISTAKE!  BROWN said he had this MATTER IN HAND and we COULD TRUST HIM! 

That's UNBELIEVABLE!  The BASTARD!