Monday 2 November 2009

BLAIR TOUTS TO BE TESCO MAN IN THE MIDDLE-EAST!


Tony Blair has been in talks with Tesco about helping them open supermarkets in the Middle East - allegedly in return for up to £1million.
I knew the SLIME-BALL couldn't be in the MIDDLE-EAST to bring about peace as we were told. You can't beat A NICE LITTLE EARNER Tony and after all, EVERY LITTLE HELPS!
OH AND BTW, TESCO, YOU JUST LOST MY CUSTOM.

6 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL, careful now.

Bang one bang one later. I know its Guy Fucks but there be some things that only a gatling gun should be pointed at.

Ooohh I'm all out of ammunition. Pass another Claymore.

banned said...

Abu Dhabi Tesco Metro

Can't wait; to the tune of " Things, Can Only Get Better ! " Tony cuts the magic ribbon; a carefully burqu'ad Cherie rushes forward for her supermarket sweep. Being a clever girl she heads straight for the high end small electricals counter and fills her trolly with Blackberries that she can sell on to her friends.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Incoming!!!, don't worry I've got plenty of ammo!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wonder if they'll buy the own brand shite in Saudi?

Anonymous said...

They've got Safeways own brand stuff in saudi ( trading as Tammimi supermarkets ) so I expect Tesco would do well.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous. I bet they don't have Safeway's own brand pork scratchings!