For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS
CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2 comments:
Just out of shot are the Social Workers about to grab the kid and pack him off to an orphanage because his dad's too fat.
Banned, I would say that bringing your wean up as a Newcastle supporter should be enough to get the Social Services in!
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