Monday, 19 October 2009

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CAN'T BE DEPORTED BECAUSE HE'S BOUGHT A CAT!



An illegal immigrant was allowed to stay in Britain because he had a cat, it was revealed yesterday. The unnamed Bolivian was spared deportation after he told a court that he and his girlfriend had bought the animal as a pet. Immigration judges ruled that sending him back home would breach his human rights by interfering with his family life.

The cat ruling was made by immigration judge James Devittie after the Bolivian submitted evidence that claimed joint ownership of the pet with his girlfriend demonstrated he was settled in Britain and it would break human rights rules to remove him.
This HUMAN RIGHTS LEGISLATION has got to be looked at again and if that means we fall out with the E.C., SO BE IT!
THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING A LAUGHING STOCK.

6 comments:

Shades Of Ansel said...

So as long as Jonny Foreigner finds himself some sweet pussy,the fucker can stay here.What hasn't been reported (probably),is he finds cats arses very attractive.It is normal in his country to give it one up the shitter.He is also quite partial to a nice pussy lick.He knows how much cats adore cream,and he's more than willing to give the cat a cream pie.The pussy has no chance of marraige though,as there are plenty more breeds to get through before he settles down and makes an honest illegal immigrant of himself....
DL,it's like you say.This country is a fucking joke and the laughing stock of the world

Dark Lochnagar said...

I find this story fucking unbelievable Ansell. He's a fucking Bolivian for fuck's sake. Why can't he take the cat back to La Paz? Are there no cats there?

banned said...

Shoot this judge James Devittie fucker.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned. He'll be another in my notebook for lampost hanging come the revolution!

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