Monday, 26 October 2009

PRINCE ANDREW URGES BROWN TO KEEP TAX LOOPHOLES AND BANKERS' BONUSES

PRINCE ANDREW AND A HORSE IN A HAT PICTURED YESTERDAY


Prince Andrew has been criticised for meddling in party politics after urging the Government to preserve a controversial loophole that allows Britain’s wealthiest residents to avoid paying millions of pounds in tax each year.
Gordon Brown has pledged to axe rules allowing wealthy ‘non-domiciled’ foreigners living in Britain to escape UK tax on foreign earnings which they keep abroad. The matter has been the subject of fierce political debate, but the Duke of York’s comments – which were not cleared with the Government in advance – are particularly controversial because of his friendship with affluent tycoons who could be hit hard by any rule change. Andrew’s remarks are also significant because he has held an official post as Britain’s trade and investment ambassador for the past eight years.
The 49-year-old Prince, nicknamed Airmiles Andy because of his jet-set lifestyle, also defended City bonuses, saying it would be wrong to ‘demonise’ the banking sector.
A BIT OF ADVICE, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS. Your old mother has managed to hold the Monarchy together, by not getting involved publicly in POLITICS, as did your GRAND MAMA, mind you she was as THICK AS SHITE! However if you feel that you would like to BECOME A POLITICIAN, STAND AS AN M.P. and if elected it will save us a fortune from the Civil List, to say nothing about FRIVOLOUS HELICOPTER FLIGHTS!
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED PROBABLY BETTER TO STICK TO THE GOLF AND SHAGGING DEBUTANTES.

16 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Well after he'd been to Davos earlier this year representing British industry I did wonder which artisans had sent him.

Bitch bridling satrapy freedom loving oligarchic schytsophrenic child sacrificing despots.

Swing soon Malvinas or no Malvinas. ningún daño pensó.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Si, pero doy un fuck. Tenemos mochos soldados bravos alli el las mavinas, muertas, y por mi parte no quiro dar las islas a Argentina. Son Hijos de Putas.

scunnert said...

That folks in the UK still tolerate, and pay for, this parasitical family I find extraordinary.

Baron Martin of Springburn and Girlyvoice said...

We should do what our troops did in Iraq. Take over all their palaces and use them as barrack blocks.
Or do what they did to get all their wealth. Fight for it. No cannons or cavalry though. Just bare fists.
No hang on. Charles enjoys fisting. How about baseball bats ?

banned said...

The usual rent-a-gob Labour MPs telling Prince Andrew that his comments were 'inapprorite'; thick twats, he spends much of his time travelling the world promoting British Industry and will have a fair idea about what concerns foreign businessmen.

royal cos he popped out the right fanny said...

banned..
He spends most of his time making money out of his name. Dealing with dodgy businessmen in former USSR states where people are boiled alive or shot in the head for trying to improve human rights.
He's a parasite who lives amongst the seedy underworld. Any investigation into where his wealth comes from is closed down quickly. We still don't know the ins and outs of his former mansion that is sitting in ruins yet he got paid twice it's market value. We've got elected leaders and businessmen to promte business and don't need him.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunners, At a push I could put up with the queen but not that greek fuckwit she's married to, maybe even Charles but not that horse he's married to. But I wouldn't walk over the road to see them although to my shame I did once go to a garden party at Holyrood years ago when I got an invite for some reason. A complete waste of a day, even the cucumber sandwiches were stale and there was only fucking tea to drink. I was expecting a whisky and soda or at least a fucking Pimms no3, what ho!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Baron Martin and girlyvice. Fuckwit cyclops wants to sell off the tote, tunnels and bridges. He'd be better telling the kraut parasytes to sell off a few paintings that they inherited but never paid inheritence tax on unlike us fucking mugs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, sorry mate but he wants to shut his trap. He is no expert on what is required since he doesn't live remotely in the real world. He is sucking up the arse of Russian Oligarchs like a fucking prostitute let loose in a room full of punters and they in turn are bribing him by paying excessive amounts to him because he is a British Royal. No, all things consider he is a parasytic fuckpig and so's that fucking brother of his Edward. Princess Anne is the only one who deserves pass marks IMO.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Royal because of his wife's fanny, you mare dead on and I couldn't have put it better myself. Please feel free to visit again and give us some more of your incisive comments.

royal cos.... said...

His mums fanny. But thanks. Beggars belief that people like "banned " are so ill informed. Probably thinks Bliar would make a wonderful EU President.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Royal cos....Sorry wrong fanny! It's not Banned's fault, some people are just a wee bit sycophantic about the fuckers. As I said the Queen and Anne are ok, the rest are a waste of space and civil list money. But it could be worse, we could have that FUCKPIG Blair as our head of state. Which would you prefer?

royal cos said...

Blair would make a good head of state. As long as we get to chop his head off for treason like in the good old days.
Queenie could go into an old folks home with Dukie who probably wouldn't notice any difference.
The rest would be stripped of all their wealth and put to work cleaning the streets.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Royal cos, I would love to see someone assisinate that fucker Blair, hopefully someone will if he becomes President Boney Blair. I'm sure the chooky Edinburgh would notice as they wouldn't hold his cock when he has a pish. Isn't a Royal Cos a lettuce?

banned said...

DL, allow me to change the emphasis, my remarks were not particularly intended to be in support of Prince Andrew, though I support the Monarchy in general because of the reason you mention about Blair being head of state.
Rather I was pissed off with know-fuck-all Labour MPs jumping on the Raadio to issue their measly condemnation and using that word "inappropriate " which they use to shut down any debate that they don't like.

royal coz Yes, I do hope Blair becomes President of Europe because he is so disliked in this country that it would come to bite Labour and the pro EU crowd on their collective arse.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Of course you can banned. I hate Labour as much as you but at least an M.P. has stood for election and tested his popularity in some way. There is in Scotland a subtle difference between the powers of the Monarchy. InScotland they are "King" of Scots, not Scotland and so can in theory be deposed at any time.

I couldn't believe that that fuckwit being "El Presidente" would be good for anyone or worth it to get Labour back.