In a sensational new biography on HENRY VIII, the sensational claim has been made by TUDOR EXPERT, Dr David Starkey that the powerful King of England was actually a BLACK MAN WHO WAS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF DEAD POP PIXIE, MICHAEL JACKSON.
KING HENRY was seemingly fixated on having a BLACK CHILD but was unable to find any BLACK WOMEN in England this being the end of the sixteenth century and not some FUCKING P.C., B.B.C. PRODUCTION OF ROBIN HOOD.
It was hoped by KING HENRY that by picking maidens from around Europe and even plug-ugly ones from Cleves that one of his descendants would appear dusky.
Dr Starkey's claims have shocked several members of the LABOUR PARTY, amongst them DIANNE ABBOTT who was sure she was related to HENRY'S FATHER, THE VII. She has given this as the reason she sent her children to PRIVATE SCHOOL despite being opposed to PRIVATE EDUCATION until 2 days before her eldest started school.
Dr STARKEY meantime has been warned not to go WANDERING IN THE WOODS HIMSELF!
9 comments:
" ... this being the end of the sixteenth century and not some FUCKING P.C., B.B.C. PRODUCTION OF ROBIN HOOD."
Hahaha - too true.
It's infecting the movies too. The Last Legion set in the dying days of the roman empire in Britain featured a black warrior ( ok, the Romans were pretty up to date with the multi culti stuff ) and a female amazon type person.
Happilly I don't watch telly but remember a similar furore about the remake of The Survivors in which all the good brave folks are efniks and/or women while the white males were either sad losers or greedy,facist bully boys.
A black person then appearing to ordinary people would have been like us seeing a Martian. I am not say they didn't exist at all because clearly the Moors had conquered Spain, but certainly not half the population. I don't think they was many black people here until after the second world war.
The 'star' in that series'Survivors 'was a jock so we must have strong genes. She was quite tasty aswell and I remember all the ethnics were sniffing round her. Can't remember her name.
All the white men were either ex cons, sad old men or homicidal maniacs. The ethnics were heros and loyal to their new tribe. Putting themselves at risk all the time.
Survivors, Aye son us Jocks will hang on to the bitter end, That is why we punch above our size, having invented almost everthing in the world due to our world famous education system, that we had before fucking Labour/Libdems got a hold of it for 8 years. We might be shite at fitba but we're fucking good at inventing!
Jade, are you still losing weight? Another 10 years and you'll be normal, you chubby spunkbucket!
Yes still losing weight DL. And looking all the better for it. Being kept busy babysitting for the Camerons and humping my new black lover. ooooh muthafucka !
I bet your coffin looks really trendy on their coffee table along with the mags. Is the smell not starting to annoy them? I'm not talking about you, but your black lover?
Im new to this, but from thw looks of the responses yoh guys dont seem happy. Why does it seem impossible for a black monarch to rule in europe. I think that you guys give opnions based on false history which is not totally your fault but is the result of LIES and propaganda being sold to you by your ancestors. You can check the family heraldry in england to see what nationality the monarchs were. According to the yorkshire geneaology vol two henry viii was of darskinned man. So was sir thomas more, mary of scots, and mary de guise. Actually according to a book called a WHEN SCOTTLAND WAS JEWISH, King Iacobus stvrt( JAMES STUART) through his maternal and paternal side was of the tribe of judah/ YEHUDIM. what you guys need to stop doin is stop being so bias when it comes to history, for all history is not lost!
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